Harumpff..... Grumble..... Grumble....

A trip to the v-e-t is NOT an appropriate birthday present. I expect nip cigars & tuna juice and what do I get every year? Poked & prodded, shot and my blood stolen. Mom is getting forgetful as she's getting older but she never seems to forget this. Go figure.
I have lost one pound, that is great news. Scout & I eat all grain free canned foods now, no kibble, and mom gives credit to that. I give credit to the fact that she practically starves me. There is some arthritis and muscle wasting in my hind parts. Normal for a 14 year old cat.
It's my eyes that are going. Last year both my eyes were getting pretty cloudy, and they are worse now. The v-e-t turned out the lights and looked into my eyes with a bright flashlight thingy and said there was not much response going on with the pupils and the retina. Lots of age related eye changes this time. There is also a mature cataract in the right eye. He told mom I am not seeing a lot of detail and that is why I really have to size up things when I try to jump. Lots of time I try to jump and miss and he said that is because I'm not seeing a clear defined edge to things. The human equivalent would be like looking at the world through a shower door. Mom was sad to hear this.
The girl stole my blood, and I got a shot. Guess what? Scout didn't growl at me or give me the business when I got home. After lunch mom lifted me up onto the porch swing and we read her book together. -Shaggy