Conference
Mom is called into the room.
Shaggy: Have a seat, Mom.
Mom: What is the meaning of this?
Scooby: It's time for your quarterly review. I'll get it out of the way and tell you there will not be a raise this year.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Shaggy: As alpha cat I speak for the other two in telling you your litter box duty has fallen off considerably in the last several months. You used to scoop them daily, now we are lucky if it's every other day. With three cats, that's a lot of poop.
Mom: Well, my mind just isn't what it used to be. I'm more forgetful lately.
Scout: Mom, when I rub & purr on your ankles, it means "food, now". You can tell me how cute I am later.
Mom: Scout, I can't feed you guys when ever you ask for it. Some of you are getting fat!
Shaggy: Let's do away with the insults too.
Scooby: We'd like fresh catnip toys on a regular basis too.
Scout: And more feather toys!
Mom: Catnip and toys are perks, I don't have to provide those you know!
Shaggy: Bottom line, no raise.
Mom: Geez, guys! I didn't think I've been slacking, but I'll try to put a little more effort into daily maintenance.
Scooby: Ok. Now get back to work.












