... now as I write this story down ... do not be sitting in front of your puta reading said story whilst drinking anything liquid-ey [new word] --- you have been warned ...
OMG you so will not believe what just happened to me, in my own home and in the name of creativity ...
Let me share ...
I came across a tutorial recently and thought to myself ... yes ... I'm so gonna make me some of them ... a hint ... I'm making a particular type of flower ... funny that ...
So I've been playing, buying stuff, making stuff, following the instructions and sometimes we try these things and we aren't always successful ... but I'm not giving up - it will happen ... sometimes these things take a little more time and patience.
I can see the idea coming to fruition, I'm getting close and I am determined.
So anyways, today I bought a new product to try and make these fandangled things happen ... I was after some puff paint, I found a cream colour, was after white, but thought to myself, oh well, will give it a go ...
So tonight I'm standing at my bench in the kitchen, thinking to myself, okay, let's do it ... I am going to make this work.
I've done the cutting out, I'm standing there shaking my tube of paint to get the thing flowing ... nothing is happening ... I shake side to side, still nothing is happening, I'm shaking from side to side and squeezing at the same time ... you guessed it, nothing is happening.
By this stage, I'm getting more than a little p'd off people, n.o.t.h.i.n.g. is happening ... so what did I do, I squeezed some more and O.M.G. I squeezed that bleedin hard the hole lid/nozzle thing came off the tube, lock, stock and barrel and I'm still squeezing ... the majority of the contents of this bleedin tube went over ME!!! and what didn't go over me, cos I was in shock that it was going over me ... well it went all down the side of the cupboards [plural] and on the floor, cos I was obviously in shock and flinging my arms around ... anyone would think that I had been holding on to a croc, instead of one wee tube of paint.
This wee tube of paint originally held 30 mls of paint ... well it did, originally ... cos guess what ... it sure doesn't hold that much any more ... I did get down on my hands and knees and scoop some of it back into the tube. I scraped some of it off my clothing, I even scraped/spooned some of it off the front of the cupboards ... but OMG what a flippin' mess and some.
30 mls of paint can make a bleedin' mess ... and now I know, just how much of a mess it can make ...
Who knew that there was one of those special seals to protect the contents ... that needed to be removed before the paint was used ... ummmmmmmm ... not me !!!
These bleedin flowers are so NOT getting the better of me ... they will come together and when they do ... I will share ...
I can laugh about it right now ... but I can assure you, that I was not laughing at the time ...
All in the name of creativity ...
CYA
M