Showing posts with label nulabor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nulabor. Show all posts

Thursday, November 29, 2007

They Don't Even Do that Anymore

The people's flag is palest pink
It's not the colour you might think
White collar workers stand and cheer
The Labour government is here
We'll change the country bit by bit
So nobody will notice it
And just to show that we're sincere
We'll sing The Red Flag once a year

The cloth cap and the wollen scarf
Are images outdated
For we're the party's avant garde
And we are educated
So raise the rolled umbrella high
The college scarf, the old school tie
And just to show that we're sincere
We'll sing The Red Flag once a year
They don't even do that now. The people's party is content to rely on dodgy donations and dodgy people. Happy to have a go against people on invalidity benefits, happy to push private education. ore than content to charge students and have them debted out. Presiding over the mass testing of a generation of children, turning them into exam junkies or dispirited drop-outs. All too keen to drag the country into a war on lies. So control-freaked out that they want all the details, every detail on not one computer but three computer super datbases and so smug they couldn't give a fuck about controling the security of the information.
The people's party has been spun out of existence.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

It's Alright, I'll Give it Back


"Norman Stanley Fletcher you are an habitual criminal who accepts arrest as an occupational hazard and presumably accepts imprisonment in the same casual manner...."

"Ah yes your honour errrrr if I give back the DVD player and the television set, it'll be alright won't it."

"Giving back the proceeds of your criminal ventures will not wipe the slate clean Mr Fletcher, where on earth did you get such a fallacious idea?"

"My mates in Nu Labor, innit."

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Slimeballs




Prime Minister's Question Time started and I saw the serried ranks of lickspittle toads and just thought slimeballs. Practically all MPs are self-serving, premier-class shits.