Doing an Adey

Riveting coverage of the siege in the Taj Mahal hotel in Mumbai but the BBC has been comprehensively beaten in its efforts to cover the story. This was somebody reporting for the BBC outside the security cordon by the look of it. Pretty dull stuff. And bear in mind this was being interrupted by coverage of Gordon Brown and cronies in Leeds, and other such dull fare.


While over on Sky, we're inside the cordon with Alex flat on the ground, explosions and firing in the background doing the complete Adey. Well done Alex, Sky has just won the TV News award again. Well done.

It looks like it's going to be carrying on for a bit longer. So I'm off home, order a curry, get a bucket of cobra and get into the atmosphere the thing.

Satanic Slut

At last, a posting, I've been struggling manfully with my column, co I've had little time to suck on my pencil for inspiration for abuse, sarcasm, ironic innuendo and just blatant abuse.

I think I'm back

thank you thank you my adoring public

I'm ready for my close up now.