And He's so Nicely Dressed Usually

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Gerry Adams Promotes His Murder Mystery

The mystery being is why doesn't he talk about the murders rather than promoting himself as a man of peace, the Mother Theresa of West Belfast. Come on Gerry, show us where the bodies are buried.

Child Protection

Good idea blanking out this kid's face as he obviously needs protecting.

To redress the balance

Though why he was blanked out on telly and not on the website remains a mystery.

New BBC Training Courses

BBC Rigging

The BBC has been caught with its hand in the cookie jar and it socks. Why it was important to rig the poll so the cat's name was Socks rather than Cookie is bemewsing and makes one paws to reflect on the demise of the BBC. It just gives you a bad feline to see the BBC behaving like the harlots of the tabloid press.
For a long time Aunty has been trying to keep up with the red top tarts as they ran roughshod over peoples' reputations, peddled salacious gossip and drooled over celebrities. Aunty had to throw away her stays, slap on the paint and pout and posture with the jam of tarts on the low rent Celebrity and Makeover square. Picking up the tricks of the game she learnt to give quick relief with house / property shows and celebrity talent shows. So it is sad to see how far she has fallen, so used to ripping off easy punters it has become second nature for the BBC whores to disregard any idea of probity.
So BBC should look up from the moral cesspit it's in and climb out, wash away the values of tabloid journalism, wipe off the populist make up and remember its old values. It is an essentially unbiased, fair-minded, educative and entertaining institution. Could this harlot look Reith in the eye? The BBC should leave the false journalism, populist punditry and grubbing for the base viewer. At least it never descended to the crack whoredom of Big Brother.
Why has the BBC fallen so low? Though it has always been portrayed by the government of the day as being biased it has always been able to shrug off the criticisms. But rather like an innocent being groomed into prostitution the BBC has been brought low by the manipulations of Murdoch behind the scenes; knowing that for his braying and cackling SkyNEWS to seem vaguely attractive he would have to push the BBC to its knees. At first he made it ever more dependent on the licence fee and then like a pimp through his fronts in the Nulabor Party threatened to reduce the drug forcing them into making themselves ever more accessible and ever more willing to please. To get the BBC flat on its back Campbell waded in like an abusive punter who habitually uses a tart to get off on his own political ends. When the BBC began to publicize the truth about the Iraq dossier, he turned on them and gave them a good beating, leaving the BBC quaking and unsure of itself. And with the smug hypocritical grin of the abuser stood there and said, well look at them they deserved it.

That Northern Crock Crisis Explained

Another Apology

On behalf of Homo Sapiens we'd just like to say sorry for wiping you Neanderthals off the face of the earth from around 45,000 years ago. We totally and utterly apologise for being quite beastly to you and probably waging a genocidal campaign against you for a few thousand years or so. For that we are terribly sorry and we are now aware of our culpability and won't do it again, honest.

Noel Coward Play Found

in a long abandoned cottage

Led Zep Reform

And she's buying a stairlift to heaven

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