Saturday, December 27, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Pope Calls For Gay Offsetting

In a radical call, Pope Benedict has called for gay offsetting as a way to stop global warming. Those who suddenly fancy Gavin in Marketing, or find themselves on a common looking for badgers or are just reliving the old school days behind the cricket pavilion can offset all that gayness by paying somebody else who is not remotely interested in bottom sex to wear tight T-shirts, or dance to 70s disco in a K-hole trance or merely to hang around various cottages hoping to meet off duty police officers.
Saturday, December 20, 2008
In Top Gear
Here's something that made me laugh.
Though I'm a cyclist I love watching Top Gear, driven by Jeremy Clarkson, ably assisted by his co-drivers the Hamster and James May.
It's a pleasure to watch a well-engineered programme being driven at, and over many PC or just plain prissy sacred cows, it's fun watching them having man fun, doing silly things because they're, well, silly.
This programme is a highly tuned, grunting beast of a vehicle of fun.
The best bit this year, and it should get a prize, was when Jeremy Clarkson in response to a reader's letter asking why don't they test cars properly like they used to.
Was it a real letter from a Mr Needham? who cares.
Jeremy then tests the new Fiesta with a high-octane blend of sarcasm and dead-pan taking of the proverbial.
Then it changes gear and goes slightly surreal, being chased through a shopping centre by baddies in a corvette, finally being topped off by taking part in a beach assault with Royal Marine Commandos.
Enjoy for two weeks at and possibly longer at
On another level it is a joy of a ride to watch such well constructed journalism, long may your turbos be boosted lads.













he's about to fire, Clarkson fingers in ears
Though I'm a cyclist I love watching Top Gear, driven by Jeremy Clarkson, ably assisted by his co-drivers the Hamster and James May.
It's a pleasure to watch a well-engineered programme being driven at, and over many PC or just plain prissy sacred cows, it's fun watching them having man fun, doing silly things because they're, well, silly.
This programme is a highly tuned, grunting beast of a vehicle of fun.
The best bit this year, and it should get a prize, was when Jeremy Clarkson in response to a reader's letter asking why don't they test cars properly like they used to.
Was it a real letter from a Mr Needham? who cares.
Jeremy then tests the new Fiesta with a high-octane blend of sarcasm and dead-pan taking of the proverbial.
Then it changes gear and goes slightly surreal, being chased through a shopping centre by baddies in a corvette, finally being topped off by taking part in a beach assault with Royal Marine Commandos.
Enjoy for two weeks at and possibly longer at
On another level it is a joy of a ride to watch such well constructed journalism, long may your turbos be boosted lads.
a traditional journalistic touch,
a teddy bear but writ large
as the marine fires from inside the car

love the touch here, the marine carefully closing the door

And he tops it off with the classic old-style topgear pose, foot on the car.
And he tops it off with the classic old-style topgear pose, foot on the car.
Though this program finally marked a psychological capitulation on my part. I know now Communism will never work, as they pointed out in their feature on communist cars, the Russians built a 51/2 liter v8 which only reached 98 mph, that's a sickening indictment of a political theory.
Friday, December 12, 2008
An Open Verdict on a Pair of Charlies

The jury in the Jean Charles de Menezes inquest has returned an open verdict, remember they weren't allowed to go for an unlawful killing verdict.
The two police officers who shot him dead, Charlie 12 and Charlie 2, were aptly named.
I hope the family has the strength and courage to press on with their campaign to get justice for their son who was killed by the plod in a totally incompentent operation.
The two killers and all those involved must be brought to justice.
The police in London seem to think that they shoot down people and get away with it.
Indeed, according to Cressida Dickhead this will happen again.
Thanks! If the police get away with this then it will breed further incompetence and produce more dead innocent people.
It might seem harsh on these officers but they were the sharp end of an incompetent squad and operation. What's more they have been shown to have been liars, the jury quite clearly did not believe them.
Friday, December 05, 2008
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