Elementary

Now Watson what do you first notice about this man?
Errr well Holmes errrr I think that he may be Dutch.
How in the deuce do you know that?
Well he's wearing clogs.
And anything else Watson, come on man.
Well I believe he's a fisherman
Why?
He's wearing a horrible brown jumper.
Good anything else Watson, we need to find this man and quickly.
No, I can't see anything else....oh he doesn't get his hair cut very often, he's a hippy Dutch fisherman.
Damn it Watson you dunderhead, why I ever decided to take up with an in the closet doctor I don't know. This man has no face.
My God Holmes you're right.
What can we deduce from this?
Errrrr the Portuguese police are hopeless?
Correct. Pass me that pipe Watson. I'm going to get off my face on opium.

Brace Yourself - Hunophobia

A German journalist, Sabina Mueller from German Radio, asks a reasonable question at the McCanns press conference:



How do you feel about the fact that more and more people seem to be pointing the finger at you, saying the way you behave is not the way people would normally behave when their child is abducted and they seem to imply that you might have something to do with it?



I think tomorrow we'll see a storm of anti German headlines in the tabloids such as



KRAUT OF ORDER



Thanks to Hungry Hill at football365 for that, the debate there about the McCanns is as full and frank as anybody would like.



Baker Street Sax Solo, at football365, points out the backlash has already started in Glasgow