Monday, September 22, 2008

Squirrel Hatred

Dis horrible squirrel sat outside meh winna an yell an yell at meh all weekend.

Yoo canna see hims, but yoo can hears him. Turn up yoor sound an yoo can hear dis.





Da neighbors haz furrend ta teases meh too. He maos all mean outside da winna. Mommeh never git dere in time ta say anyfin acaz she in odder room but hears its.

Yesserdeh she heard dis man, waz in same room but he didna see her. He was bein real mean and his furrends were laufin an laufin at meh.

I ignore him an look at da squirrel, but he jus keeps trying ta git meh tenshun. I fink he stoopid.

Mommeh got REAL mad, and stood in the winna an glared at him and he got scared, he jump down dere in da street, den go back to wat iz doin. His furrends stop laufin- hazna boffered me since, an waz out dere few tims since.

Yoo show dem mommeh.

Mommeh iz sicky tadeh, pweese send good wishes. werk haz virus, an shares sumtims wif mommeh.

She shud be ok tamarra. Been icky kinda all weekend.

Dat mean she home wif mez tadeh. :)

I wins.


Fank yoo all fur comin ta meh partay, will get back to ALL yoor blogs when mommeh less sicky!

-luf
tesla

11 face swats:

Anonymous said...

Evil Squirrel is always yelling at us, usually he's in the tree or even on the roof. But sometimes he gets in the grass to bury food. We are always on high alert, Tesla. We hope your Mommy feels all better soon.

Daisy said...

Tesla, that squirrel is very, very rude and mean!

I hope your mom feels better soon.

Shaggy and Scout said...

Tesla we had a great time at your par-tay yesterday!!
That squirrel sounds just like the nasty little devil that lives in the tree by our house. Squirrels are rude and think they know it all.
What kind of man stands under a window and teases a kitty?? What a stopid jerk. Sounds like a case of arrested development. Maybe you can ask the squirrel to rip his face off.

Nomi said...

Poor Tesla, getting teased by a swirrel. I hope your mommeh feels better really soon, but at least she is home wif you. The partay was great...I'm still deciding which bag of temptashuns to open first !!!

Moki The Wobbly Cat said...

We hope you are feeling much much better tomorrow!Till then will be sending you some healing headbutts!

Alastriona, The Cats and Dogs said...

Tesla, we hope your Mom is over her virus. Being sick is no fun, but we are glad you got to spend some extra time with her.

We had a great time at your party thank you for inviting us. ~S,S & C

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Evil Squirrels!!!!
They are just too rude!

Jans Funny Farm said...

We hope your mom is feeling better now. Take good care of her.

meemsnyc said...

Oooh we hate squirrels!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

yoo show thowse squirrels whose boss!! And give yer lady purrs and headbutts so shell get better.

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Hope your mom is feeling better!!

If that squirrel gives you a hard time, you tell him "Goldie is comin" and he'll back off. I am known as a squirrel bounty hunter.

Purrs Goldie