Sunday Intruder.

Dis mornin while mommeh on da puter, i am protecting da house. I on duty all tim.

I find dis stranger trying to get in meh house.



I waz pawin him but everytim mommeh took camera out, i stop and stare at her. Stoopid mommeh. I want to kill bug. Not pose.



I see him der all hangin on to da screen out der. Now dat air on i can't pounce on him. Mommeh saz i can't pounce on him anywaz caz i cud hurt da screens.



But i tell mommeh. i saz, i do wat i wants!

Petey is missing friends. He's lost somewhere in da house. Mommeh can't find him anywhere. Checked all meh favorite hiding places. No where to be found.



Mommeh also saz might git nother kitteh, caz one waz found by werk lady and saz needs home real bad, canna take care ofs. Do i want sisfer? Iz tortishell. Mommeh will meet her tomorrow.



Daddeh saz no. Mommeh wants dis kitteh. But house not very big. But saz, maybe foster til find better homes? Mommeh likes doin foster stuff. Stoopid mommeh saz daddeh. Stoopid mommeh.

Wat a day.

I waz apposed to do meh photo hunter. but da weather waz not bright. And mommeh had no bright ideas either.

I waz lazy this week. See meh?



I laid behind mommeh on da chair while she types. Lay lay.



I lay on da floor.



Mommeh. i busy. go way.



Mommeh sinks dat i lay round so much caz of da heats. Been real hots. But da air machiney on. Today i sleep a whole lots. Mommeh kind of worried. Neveh sleep dis much afor.



Unless mommeh, while yoo not home i playin tooooooo much! Like, when yoo caught meh stealing da plastic knife out of the kitchen sink.... mommeh found dis knife in meh cubes. I sink it meh toy. Well. Smell like yummy goodness. Den, it knife for meh din. And, if it meh din. My knife din. My knife. All good. Fair. Meh knife. Sanks fer da toy mommeh!

Easy Sunday.

Yes, des are alla picshures from mommeh's yesserday walk. But dat's part of easy sunday right? Yes.

Mommeh's bean friends came last night and took the woofie home again. So, i played wif him one last tim afor he left. Den his mommeh took him. She waz so happy to see him! She even let meh saz goodbye afor day go.

Des are sum picshures:

A nice lily.



A stealthy squirrel



peanut's big eyeballs.



Mommeh makes him pose



Him next to the stream from meh water post.



Little woofie. I will miss watchin yoo. i will miss sniffin yer head while you eets. I will miss being free while yoo in da cage. i will miss sittin on top of yoo cage while yoo inside tryin to git meh feets. I will miss mez bein up high on counter while you jump and try to git meh but are oh so low down dere.

I will miss yoo lickin meh toes and mez swattin yer head- jus enough to warn, but not hurt. I will miss jus hafin sumone else around while mommeh and daddeh gone.

Maybe i will miss yoo a little bit.

Mommeh saz to daddeh last night dat she really liked hafin more den one aminal in da house. She lookin forward to one day soon hasin sum more babies in da house. Furbabies of course! no bean babies.

She wants a woofie of her own. And she said i proved to hers how good i am and dat i will git to have a woofie of meh very own.

lub,
tesla.

Photo Hunters #9: Water.

Hai friends. Today, mez show yoo sum water picshures.

Mommeh went out in da neighborhood wif da woofie dis mornin fer da walk. She found sum water fer meh photo hunters. See?

Dis iz streams dat run ahind house. Too bad i didna git to go. Soon as meh frontline comes in, den i can see da water all fer mezelfs.



Pretty view of da water.



Dis iz water i can see and play wif. Of course, since mommeh had camera out, i no wanna play wif dis water. usually i bat it around as it comes out of metal sing.



See da water comin out?



Den it all go down dat hole. Wat in der anyway? jus lots of water? i wanna go see.



Now DIS water i no play wif. Dis where i go when i git baf. I HATE baf. So when mommeh turn on dis water, i run fer meh life.



Not such good picshure, but yoo git da idea. It all go to da same place? We might neveh know.



Dat meh water photo hunt. Hope you likes. :)

Woofie Weekend.

To answer yoor queschuns, da woofie iz stayin fer da weekends.

I whapped him a little today, a cause he though he could jump on mez an i would play wif him. Well. I said 'no! i a lady! i no play like dat' and i whap him slightly. Mommeh said i very nice to tell him i boss, and not hurt him. She very proud of me.

Tomorrow's photohunter is Water, an i am gonna play dis one. I might haffa git started tonight. But i will be getting good photos for dis one. Yoo see. I show yoo.

Thursday Thirteen: Reasons i hate mommeh.

I haz neveh done one afor. Der fer, we make dis snazzy.

Mez like to watch dis new visitor. I like to sit outside and stare at him.



1. Dis sing runs at me real fast. Mommeh saz i haz to get used to dis. I neveh swat him but i no likes it either. I like when he in his cage to watch. stoopid Mommeh.



2. He haz dis bee costume. And mommeh sinks it so fun ta dress him up in shirts when dey go outside and leave meh here. I haffa watch dis from afar acause odder wise he come sniff mez.


3. His stuff iz all oveh da kitchen. mommeh saz dat it his room while he here. Wat dat alla bout.


4. Mommeh tried to dress meh up as da bee.


5. Mommeh saz, Tesla, smile yoo so cute. I saz, mommeh, i kill yoo.


6. Look Look saz mommeh, yoo so cute. I saz, mommeh, i warn yoo.


7. Mommeh... i jus don't know wat to do. I hate yoo mommeh. Dis iz best reason.


8. Den i now haffa spend alla tim washin off da bee essence.


9. Mommeh gave him mr. chick-a-dee to play wif. I hate mr. Chick-a-dee, but i don't want dis woofie haffin meh toys. He broke his feadder.

10. She gave him a ball i neveh play wif cuz its stoopid. I don't like dis. Gimme meh toys back.

11. Mommeh saz, oh tesla yoo neveh play wit dem. I saz, mommeh, yoo stoopid.

12. Mommeh takes him out to make pees and poos and i gotta go in dis little sandbox. i been here longer. how dat fair?

13. Mommeh saz dat i can't kick him out of his cage, dat it his. not in meh house it not. All sings mine. mine mine mine.

The Visitor

Da mom bean saz she sorry dat i not been bloggin much lately. dis iz all her fault yoo knows.

An den, aday, she bring home dis friend of hers woofie. a WOOFIE.



I decided to explore his house....



Dat... iz a woofie? dat iz small... iz bigger den hims.



Why yoo always sniff meh?



I sink... yoo shud stay oveh der a bit more... too close...



mommeh saz she iz so proud of meh fer being such a good kitteh an not hissin and scarin da little woofie.



he jus haz a learn how ta not be soooo noisy. I am allowed to sniff cuz it meh house. But yoo no allowed ta sniff less i saz so.



Mommeh saz i a nice kitteh. So proud i neveh hit woofie. Jus show him who boss.



I make air whaps. I warn yoooo woofie. i warn yoo.

Meh Birfday Picshures.

Mommeh made yoo slide shows ta show yoo meh birfday picshures. Day are good.

I got to nom so many tings.

I all growed up now guys. all growed up.

-luf tesla.

hi friends

Mommeh haz been very very busy lately. We does haf picshures of meh birfday ta put up very very soon.

I luf yoo all an mez will be puttin up picshures soon as can.

Sanks fer yoor pashuns.

-luf
tesla.

Hello friends!

Who wants to go to Ireland with me for my birthday? Let me know, i'm taking friends! I'll give you my email to writes too. Teslathekitteh(at)gmail(dot)com I hope some of you would like to come! think of all the plants we can eats!

Good news!

Well, bad news- no picshures of meh. Hope yoo can forgives mez.

But, good news-

Mommeh's friend luffed the article. Iz gonna be published! Fer Realz!

canna wait!