too cold.

It seems to momma, that stealing the bed while she's getting ready for work, is my favorite thing. And, she's quite right. This morning, i decided it was just way to cold for pouncing or anything. So, instead, i stole dad's pillow.

"what are you doing under there?" momma beanie said to the little kitty



"Well, i'm hiding from the cold momma" said the little mao mao to her mommy



"But mao mao, i have to go to work, and you can't stay in there all day" said the mommy to her mao mao

"Don't you even try to take me out mommy, or see this, this pillow- will be your hand" the mao mao threatened



"And see this" said the mao mao "i will whap you with this tiny little paw"



"Alright little mao mao. You can have 5 more minutes." said the momma to her mao mao.



Then the little kitty was transported safely to her snuggly bed in her room.

The end.

And the moral of the story is if your mommy won't let you stay in a pillow, put the bitey whaps on her.

The perfect place

While mom was getting dressed this morning, i decided to look for a great spot to nap. It was difficult, as there were nice pillows, and blankets, and well. It was just hard.



Then i found it, the perfect spot ever! NO MOM! YOU DON'T SEE ME!



But she haaaaaaaaaaaad to come over and get all in my face. Thats right.



So i whapped her.



But then... i started getting sleepy... i think... i found just the right spot...

The return of 'sir lump a lot'

Hello friends. Well, you said you wanted to be kept updated...

Well, mommy found more lumps on me. a total of three. and they're really big. and NOT the same ones. But, they're a looooot bigger than the other ones. So momma brought me in on monday to see the doctor man. He told me i was very cute, while he put a mean old thermometer up my butt.

Then, he found my lumps, and rolled them around. So i laid on them so he couldn't get them. Then, he laughed at me and told me to stop. But, i'm tired of people bothering my lumps.

Anyway, momma had to hold me, and her friend had to take my blood cuz the doctor man said so. He took my bloods. They ran tests. Said nothing wrong with my 'general health profile'. Then, he ran another test. I do NOT have leukemia or FIV.

which momma said is really really good- because they tested me for that already when i was only 3 months. momma made them as soon as i came to live with them.

However, while her friend was taking my blood, i growled at her a whole lot. and i swished my tail. I said, no more you foul beast! and she stopped.

Even if it was just because she had enough. Dr. man says, we try antibotics. So, now every morning and night momma shoves amoxi stuff down me throats. It tastes pretty good, cuz i always hang around looking for more. But, i don't want her to give it to me at first.

In a week, if sir lump a lot is not gone... i have to go in and have lumpies removed. that means surgery. dr. man says they gonna knock me out, then steal sir lump a lot, then send him to a lab. I wonder what a woofie is gonna do with my lumps? Maybe its a special woofie who can tell what lumps taste like?

Anyway, here are some friends of mine, having fun.

my friend Adan chewing on a feathery thing:

i love that picture because his eyes look craaaaazy

Chairman Mao laying on his momma's shirt

he just looks so darn cute!

Chance looks real silly scratchin his head


Daisy cuz she's gonna crush a peep

and i couldn't decide from her pictures! it was really really hard.

Miles and Bill are getting along

Even though bill gets a whapping once in a while (and so deserved!)

Parker had her blogoversary today!


Bert drinks from the faucet.

and its a pretty cool picture.

So this concludes MY updates, and some of my friends.

Aw, i love wednesday.

Presents, for me.

On sunday, probably because of my wonderful watching skills. My beans came home from the store with a present... for me!

they got me a new mousey mouse toy, filled with some catnips (which, i don't care for that much. I have other mousey mouses that are just as good.)

And my new CUBIES!

These, are my favorite. here in this picture, is me playin wif the new mousey mouse.



Yoo see, they connect ina middle. And, thenna yoo climb through thems.



I like ta climb in them, and clean myselfs. More privacy. Momma knows i like this privacy.



I like the dangly things that hang on the top, cuz i can stop and chews on them. I like to run and take my mousey mouses inside, and attack them. They are helpless in here.




The best part? Beans can't fit inside. And, if they do stick their heads in... I FWAP THEM IN THE NOSE!



Come on mommy, just a little bit closer....

The invasion

Yesterday afternoon, during my sunday watch, i spotted an intruder! He was trying to find a way in my house. And i know, that if it weren't for my vicious skills, he would've found a way in.

My beans should be thankful i scared him off.

I found him, on the side of the building. Mommy saw me staring at something. What could it be? THE INTRUDER!



Look at him there, all planning out a course of action! My my dear friend... you picked the wrong house to mess with...



dun dun dun.... Tesla the kitty, prepared to defend the fort!



So, mr. fly... trying to fight me huh?! Your efforts are futile! Get off my window! I am the guardian of this vast fortress!



That's right! And don't you even TRY to come back around these parts!



Well. I certainly showed him. See. And this is another reason why its important on the sunday watch.

Easy like sunday morning

Well. not tooooo easy. There is my Sunday morning watch that needs to be done.







I have to make sure my jack russell neighbor is still in his house. I get jealous, as he goes unobserved onto HIS porch. So not fair.







And when i go out, bean is always holding on to me. I hate it! No room to explore. She says something about me plunging to my death. stupid bean.



Look at you with your camera, all taking my picture...







AND that dog gets to go walking around the neighborhood with his bean. Thats not fair! Whenever i go outside with my bean... i'm always in the portable house thing. I want to feel the ground under my paws! To climb trees like momo! To put my paws in the soft grass and roll around. Hey, is grass soft? It looks soft...







Oh the great outdoors. Will i ever be able to fully understand you? So many unseen things! Oh to explore! To be free!



I guess i can just go on dreaming.

Photo Hunters: Wooden # 1

Photo Hunters theme this week, is wooden. So, i'm going to show you some fun things.

(THIS IS MY FIRST PHOTO HUNTERS! I'm nervous.)

I would've had everything up this morning, but, my computee wasn't working! it said, no onlines! i was sad. So i napped with mommy and daddy. Mommy was very tired from werk!


This shelf, is wooden. It holds all my wonderful things. this shelf lives in MY room. We keep all MY things on this shelf.



See? You can see medicine for my eyes. the first blue box i still take. Thats for allergies. the other 2 boxes, i had to take when i had that real bad eye problem. My "Hylyt" shampoos is up there (which i HATE cuz that means bath.) My old water bowl (that i drained WAY to frequently so mom bean got me a new one). My food measurer thing. MY lean treats! They're my favorite! My food! and, you can see some canned foods (my other favorite) hanging out behind my treats.



This desk leg is wooden. Its mom's desk.




This water bottle is NOT wooden. It sprays and i don't like it. But the ledge its on is wooden.



I got squirted with the water bottle this morning... Just because i tore the door off my litterbox. I don't think it was necessary. Besides. It was fun.

They call me "killer".

When my beans are on the computer, i wait patiently until they are finished doing whatever it is beans do, and then i blog.



I like to play with my boingy thing.



and play.



but, i like to gnaw on the metal. not the poof.



Its good for mes! I don't care what mom says about me hurting my teefs.



So they do what beans do, and i wait.



Oh... mom... i didn't know you could see me here in the dark..... i erm... wasn't doing anything...

Lazy Thursday

Momma bean and i have been lounging around the house today. But i did get to visit everyone's blogs, so i GUESS she's been doing a good bean job. Helping me out and all.

I learned, that the 'Lantern Festival'

is over at Adan's place.

Asta, used to look like this:


Daisy recently gave her pets a bath.


The meezers now have a scary invader in their house.


Momo gets to climb trees. I'm very jealous of this.





But, now, after all that hard work of catching up with you all... and learning from each of you different things... i'm a bit tired... i think i might curl up...



and take a short nap...



love,
tesla