Keeping watch.

My daddy sleeps soundly on our couch. Or should i say... my couch? I think i should. I may be young, but i'm learning the ways of the world! This is MY territory!



Can you see me in that picture, being a good protector, as i truly am? (_{...unless of course there is REAL danger... then i hide... but no one need know that...})


See me now in all my glory. Grand protector! Sometimes me and mommy run around all crazy around this couch. its great exercise for me. Keeps me nice and lean! (whatever that means).



Mom also brought home some NEW canned food, that she asked the doctor about. She got it in my prescription food, so that i can eat it with no problem. However, she was SUPPOSED to pick up the kind with chicken. But, she just took the original flavor. Because apparently, the can was 'above eye level' (_{...mom is very short, so sometimes forgets to look above her head... where things would be eye level for regular beanies... but, come on mom... you really let me down...}) However, to make it all up to me, she got me these 'lean treats' for kitties. They smell and taste real great. I'll have to take a picture and show you all! They're great.

I love to eat them.


She also went out today and came home with a new 'potty'. i'm not sure what that means. But, its where my box used to be. I've GOT to show you what this looks like. Its hooded, and has its own swinging door... thats crazy. Mom thinks it'll keep my pooping out of the box to a minimum... she keeps coming up with amazing theories to why i would be doing this.

her latest, sometimes, i poop faster than i dig, so naturally, i'm not squatting yet... so... sometimes... i might lose one overboard... so thats her theory.

I don't care, i have privacy now! So, once i get used to the whole door thing, i think it'll be just fine. When she first put me in there, i thought i was trapped! Terrible thing! trapped with my own poop. a terrible fate.

Alright my friends, i'm off to take a nap.

HEY mom, i said take a nap. How about some more privacy?! Can we put my couch in a box, so that i can sleep in peace?




Love,

Tesla.


p.s.... hey mao maos, if you have the time, check out the Tribute to Clive my aunt Isis made. She worked real hard.

Also, i have been tagged by my friend Diamond to do a meme!

3 New Things About Me MeMe!

All you need to do is tell everyone 3 things that are new with you! Link it back to the purrson who gave it to you and pass it on to 3 more kitties you'd like to know more about! :)

1. Well. I think i summed most of it up in this blog, but, i have the new canned food, so mom can give me it again. Its my favorite! However, i am annoyed that its not chicken flavored!

2. I have the new box! With new privacy setting. Keeps me from making the floor all dirty with litter, and keeps my poops from free falling to the ground!

3. My mom has been working a lot. Picking up extra hours, because her job gave her new responsibilities... so its more money for us, but, she wants to make sure everything gets done right... so... that means it takes her longer to get home on her half days. Yesterday she stayed a whole hour and a half longer! I didn't like it. We have a house to clean. I like to help out and feel important.

So, these are my new things!

i'm tagging....

Momo!
Goldie & Shade!
Mickey!

Another day

Oh mom.



What are we going to do? No! i dont feel like pets.



Mom... our friend clive has gone to the rainbow bridge. What's that?




I hope one day i'll get to meet clive there.

Friends, please send kind words to clive's family.

-love, tesla

Sad news.

Hello kitty friends. Today, i was going to post something fun and exciting... but momma and i were helping Isis post (i dont know WHY she gets to post before i do) and while checking up on her friends... we found the saddest news.

Momma beanie cried. She was really really upset by this news. One of the friends, Clive just had a bad vet visit... they found a tumor, and they're going through a really really rough time right now.


I would like to ask all you kitties to please go and visit him. Please leave his momma comments of comfort, and send the biggest purrs you can to him. They really need it.

All us animals who love our families and friends... we need to come together and wish the best we can. Lets pull together kitties, and wish clive back into good health!

-love,
Tesla

a meme!

Friends, stopping in real quick to catch up on kitty comments and so forth- i haven't been posting much, because i haven't had the time. Momma's been mad at me, i'm poopin all over the floor, and tearing up part of the carpet in my room when i'm mad. I'll have to show you my room soon.

its not very good either because momma took lots of pictures of me, and i can't post them without her help. But, she let me do this meme, brought to me by my mao friends,Goldie & Shade.





The rules are: you have to post who tagged you and link back to them and then to petspics.blogspot.com.


Then you have to tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies, or any other assorted animal.



What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?


1. Well. For one, I would be able to poop anywhere i wanted. outside the box, inside the box, anything at all! Just imagine the possibilities?!

2. I would be able to eat anything i wanted. Toys, as much cat food as i want, strings, carpets.... anything!

3. I would want to be allowed to wander free in the great outdoors! I would go anywhere, do anything! tangle with danger! Oh my... this is what dreams are really for!


I'm going to tag...

Charlotte!
Chairman Mao!
Millie!

As promised...

Momma took a much better video of me. We like to play. Good fun!




AND we found this really cute video of a kitten talking. Its adorable. Remember when we were that tiny and talked like that? I do!

Lazy on Sunday?

--sorry its dark... we'll have to take another one soon in the bright sunshine!

Saturday!

Busy busy! I've got so much to catch up on. Some of my friends blogs need to be read!




Catchin up on the times i've been missing this week.



Checking out comments i've received....



Now to update you all.

These are my fishies... however, the move real fast. I'll try to get another one. We have 4. A yellow one, an orange one, and two black and blue spotty stripe ones. They're very pretty when they let you look at them Momma calls them.. 'african cichlids'. She was trying to explain them to me... but i don't feel like listenin.



Here i am relaxing on the back of my couch. Sometimes, i let my beans hang out there too. Sometimes. When i'm feeling generous. Did you know it snowed here two days ago?! i ran from room to room to see the snow falling. But i also lay right here in this spot to watch the snow fall.



Now i'm trying to rest after all that catching up & commenting. I need a rest!



ummm... mom.... can you get that thing out of my face? its time for a nap.



ahhhh... sweet victory is miinnee......

Lump news!

I will have pictures soon- but i just wanted to update you all on my lumps. I went to the vet today with mom... and the doctor said - they're just lymph nodes! Not to worry about them! Unless they were huge of course.

He also said they're so tiny, he can't believe mommy found them. Told her 'no one normal would have found those!'

Thing is, momma was just petting me when she found them. So, momma's weird. we already knew that though! ha ha!


So friends, i'm a healthy kitty!




-love,
tesla


ps... i think i heard feeties on my roofs?! i think there might be an animals stucks in my attics..... i want to eat hims...

How i came to be.

This is my story!

Last june, my fur momma wandered onto these peoples porchz. She was pregnant! They tried to find her momma beanie, but it looked like she had been dumped into the woods, probably because they didn't want to deal with kittens! Me and my brother and sisters were born on the 10th.

The beans were very nice to me, took care of me and everything.

This is my Fur Momma- "lilly" :



The beans thought my fur momma was the sweetest thing, so they took good care of her, and decided to keep her as their own. they had recently lost their other kitty, so it seemed everyone showed up at the right time.

When i was 6 weeks old, my beans took me to the vet to start my kitty shots, and to get a check up. This girl was the tech, and she and the doctor (the same one who is monitoring my lumpies) thought we were really cute.

I had one black brother, who got that shot that day with me, and he went home with a friend of the family. I never saw him again after that. Well, this girl that was the tech thought we were really cute. The bean said in a few months, she would be getting ready to give us away, after we had all our shots.

A few months went by, and the bean brought us back in. She said that she was still looking for homes. bean was going to keep one of us, the one that looked just like my fur momma.

The same girl tech came in the room this time, and said how much she really liked me. I have a crooked tail- the tip looks like a little lightning bolt.... but you can't tell unless you touch it. Bean said that she would give me to the tech for free. the girl was getting ready to get married- and explained that she wouldn't have the house until after the honeymoon... and the bean said she would keep me there until this girl got back.

So, the girl went and talked to her finance, because she needed him to decide if he liked me too. they showed up to take a look at me.

This is me in the girl's arms. Look how tiny i was!



This is my sister Phoebe, who looks like our momma. She's the one that was kept.



This is my other sister- who went home with another family the next night.



This is me again, inside a little house thing.



And this is me sleeping with my sister phoebe.



the girl and guy decided they liked me a whole lot... and after the honeymoon, they picked me up, and they've been my beans ever since. That was when i was about 3 months old. This is my story of how i came to live with my beanies.

Morning crazies.

Good morning friends.

So this, is my friend Geoffry. He lives in this bowl on the wall. He's really high up so i can't go visit him unless momma holds me there. Sometimes, i might try to get in with my teeth... but i can't seem to get through it.



We fed him to show you that sometimes he does move. Not very frequently though. He only ate on pellet this morning.



Can i go outside momma beanie? its so pretty out. I want to go frolic



Fine then i'll just play with my mousey.



Momma beanie promised to tell you all about our lump situation. Well, this morning she just found another one on the same side... the original one seems longer, while this new one seems slightly larger then the original. So momma says i'll have to go to the vet this week. We'll see what he says.

Alright i'm gonna get me some breakfast.

My next post i'm gonna talk about how i came to live with my beans.

love,
tesla


p.s....

Thanks to the magnificent Meezers, i have received this award:



Here are the rules:
1. You must write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think.
2. Acknowledge this post.
3. Optional: Proudly display the 'Thinking Blogger Award' with a link to the post that you wrote.
4. Go tell your humans to fork over the treats!
I would like to pass this on to:

Chairman Mao!
Asta!
Parker!
Peanut butter cats!
Daisy!

Congrads guys!

hard at work

Momma beanie said she thinks my lump actually IS getting larger. But the doctor who checked me is on vacation until next week... so all we can do right now is monitor it.

I've been hiding a little bit behind this box.... i think its a great hide out. I'm sure no one will ever find me...



Mom will you get out of my face?



She bought a thing that she put on the glass box... something with numbers on it... said something about making it warmer...


I wanna see what goes in the box! COME ON MOM!

She said that sunday i will get a big surprise. I wonder if Geoffry will like it?

I'm sure he will!

I will keep you posted about my lump friends. We all hope its no big deal.

Wednesdays.

Hello fellow maoers. Momma beanie always calls me a maoer.

Ever since this last turd incident, she's been calling me 'stink butt' and things like that as well. oh mom.

She's been checking on my lump daily- and so far... nothings changed. Same size. We have no idea what it is. But its not changing so we think thats a good thing. Dr. said only should have to removes it if its getting bigger.

No fishies have been added to the big box yet. Theres only one other fish in the house... his name is Geoffry. We'll have to get you guys a picture... but he doesn't look so goods these days... not much swimmins goings ons.

Momma says he's almost 3. Very good for a 'beta fish' I'm not sure what thats is, but momma says he doesn't act very good anymore... always lying at the bottom of the bowl. He's been like that for months... still just hanging ons.

anyways i'm giong to be off now... i'll talk to you all soon!

Whats this now

Momma beanie came home with a whole giant bag of my food today! I was very excited about this!



However, momma wasn't so excited about seeing me tonight when getting home from work. I dont know why! I was just lying in her chair in the computer room, keeping it warm for her return.

Maybe, its because when she came in the hall, she could see a turd i dropped in the laundry room in the middle of the floor.

They think i was mad because i wasn't getting enough attention from dad. So i just pooped on the floor. Stupid beans. I'll show them. But... i think that didn't work, because then i just spent an hour sulking in the laundry room on my bed.

However, i wanted to tell you about the newest addition to my house! This box... my parents brought home this glass box on Saturday.... And then filled it with water and rocks... whats the point of this? Its not very interesting anyway. I don't understand. What are with beans?



Momma bean seems to have had experience with these boxes before. However, now she's not letting me out of her sight... all because of a little turd! I mean really. thats no reason not to trust me. I want to go explore this box some more.

I'll let you know if i find out anything new about it!

-love,
Tesla.

Tagged!

I was tagged by The peanut butter jelly kitties to do this game!

Now, onto the meme. Here are the rules:

Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random and/or weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a notification on their blog.

So here are the 7 weird things i do:
1. I can run up the side of the couch and flip over
2. I love to sneak into the computer room when no ones watching and sleep on moms chair
3. I love to hide inside of daddy's pillow case.
4. I love going outside on the porch and teaching leaves a lesson.
5. When mommy vacuums and daddy's not there to hold me, i have to be safely perched on mommas shoulder nuzzled into her neck (she's REALLY glad i don't have claws)
6. I love to steal any place that dad gets up from when its nice and warm, and then not move when he comes back.
7. I love to bite anything i'm not supposed to.

I'm gonna tag.... Asta, Mickey, Chey & Gemini, Chairman Mao, Derby, Momo, and Diamond!

Delicious.

My friends, i wanted to play the delicious hunt! So i decided, even though i'm a day late, i'm gonna play. So, my friends, i think looking out the window, is quite delicious. Especially watching others out the window.




I like to watch my friend...



Mr. Jack Russell. His delicious thing, would probably be watching his friend...



Mr. Squirrel. So this morning, on sunday, we're all watching something delicious.



And i'll spend the rest of my morning... lying around being lazy!




-love,
tesla.

Momma's worried.

Hi friends. Momma took me to see my doctor today. It was the man doctor instead of the lady i usually see. He saw me when i was just a baby kitten only 6 weeks old. Thats where i met momma.

Anyway, we went into work today.

On thursday night, momma was petting me and found a 'bb sized lump' on my left thigh. Now, because mom works there, she knows that lumps in cats are not a good thing. So, she asked the doctors yesterday, and then asked this doctor and he said it was ok for me to come in today (they're VERY busy on saturdays!).

He said, that we're going to have to keep an eye on it. Because there's no normal reason for it to be there. So, if it gets any bigger... i'm going to have to have surgery to have it removeds.

They'll have to biopsy it and see what happens from there. I hope its nothing. momma beanie is a little nervous about it, i can tell.

Thats all for today friends.

-tesla.

The Last Mouse

Tesla here! i'm blogging with mommabeanies laptop today. Thats me sitting next to it. See? I'm all ready! I haven't had much time to blog lately, mom and dad have been in and out of the house like crazies!

And this is where i've been spending a lot of my time lately:



Do you know about this thing? When momma turns this knob thing... water comes out... i like to put my paw in the running water, and then lick my paws. Its really cool! Sometimes, i sleep in there too. Its like it was made for me! Perfect size for a 7 pound cat!

Christmas was pretty nice. Momma got up real early cuz she couldn't wait to give gifts. This was mine. A whole stocking to myself!





Look at all them mice! Theys are reallys cutes! I like to eat them. But we have to be careful... cuz momma caught me unraveling the tail on one mousey... and had half of the string down my throat!



Momma played with me for a while until dad got up. :)



My great grammy gave me a ball to play with, but momma left me alone in the computer room with dad- and mom said i was making strange sounds... dad was on the phone... so... well... when mom came in to check on me... i had rolled the ball under something, and pulled the string to unravel it... i had made a maze, wrapped the green string through everything, around dad's chair twice, around some boxes, through the desks.... and the rest was going down my throat! I didn't want mom to notice, so soon as she opened the door i tried to eat it real fast! But... she really did have to pull it out of my belly, as the string just kept going down my throat... now she REALLY has to make sure there are no lose strings on any of my toys.... no fun for me.... :(


Hope you all had a great christmas and new year! Love you friends!