Tummies and Toes Tuesdeh

Dat enouf toe fur ya?



mommeh i smash yoo.

Manic Mondeh

Iz rough haffin dis box fur toy. doesna do nuffin. Mommeh saz, soon we put nip inna box, an see wat happens. I saz, mommeh, mommeh yoo stoopid.

I mean rly, wat da heck box? Yoo so borin.



I can jus bout fits. At least mommeh canna git in.



Muahahahha mommeh... muahahahhaa

Easy on Sunday

Easy on Sundeh? Dere iz noffin Easy bout bein a kitteh. Rough lif. I tell yoo.

Photo Hunters#14: View

Dis weeks photo hunters iz view. I didna realize, i haf not dun one in long tim!

So, instead of showin yoo wat i can see... i showin yoo da view of meh face, while i view sumfin else.


Dis, iz an excellent view of meh face. An really, why yoo wanna view at anyfin else? Dis yoor view of meh. Nice view.

***click ta bigify any picshures***

See? yoo can view meh nice pink nose very well in dis picshure.



Dis one, you can view sum of da nice markins on meh face. Dem iz nice. real nice.



Dis one is closer of meh eye. yoo can view meh eye nice.



Dis one iz a wunnerful view of meh eye lashes. Look at dem! Mommeh saz she didna realiz jus how long dem are! I iz real lady, need no make ups saz mommeh. Look at dem. Dis view iz nice.



Dis one iz best view of meh whiskers. An in dis shot, i iz viewin dem bees. Dem are viewin mez. But, i see dem. I eet dem if dem come in here.



Dis, iz de end, of view. Fanks.

luf,
tesla

Frideh.

Meh pyramid bed dat i luf so muchs, i also haz dis GREAT box dat it came in. Asked mommeh. Can we build fort? YES we can she saz.



Mommeh... how will we build dis fort? Will be hard? No she saz. Yoo can halps mez she saz.



Can we haz a hole here so i can sneak in? Sure she saz.



Den i can hide in here alla tim, an be easier fur meh? Sure she saz.



Den she starts ta cut ta hole. I of course wasn't in da box when she waz cuttin. I jus jump in DURIN dis cuttin, which she took da picshure, den took meh back out. Stoopid mommeh i be fine.



Den, i xamin meh noo forts.



I can hide real gud in heres i saz. I know she saz. Dat why we did dis.



Mommeh dis haz our nam on its. I can read its.



scape!



More picshures soon!


Real quick- mommeh iz doin a walk a thon fur da humane society. We iz raisin monies. For every 5 dollars you gif, we will enter yoor name in a raffle! Da winner, will haf a personalized gift package made up fur dem! Pweese halp us. Link iz HERE! an will be on da top of meh bloggie until november. Enter! Try ta win meh great presents! Will haf toys, treats, and goodness all in it!

Fank yoo.

-tesla

Noo Noos.

Well tadeh mommeh waz gunna tell yoo alla bout meh cool cool fort! But, instead, she gunna share sum GREAT noos wif yoos.

But even affor dat, i wanna share dis GREAT present dat da Zoolatry kittehs made fur meh! Where shud i put dis on meh blog fur all ta sees?! I wanna show off to da WERLD:



Den, in udder noos. One monf agos, mommeh's co-werker found herself some kittehs on side of road. Dem coot kittehs. Broffur an sisfur. Dem are coot! She haz dem. Dem lif outside acaz her son lergic.

So dem were jus lifin. She movin. No can take mao maos. Waz very very sad. Den, mommeh call her furrend. Saz, come take a kitteh.

Den, he came. Dis iz da female.



Dis iz bof kittehs. He thought an thought. Cudna decide.



Which kitteh shud i take?



Him shud take BOF kittehs dem all saz! An, den, dem kittehs curled on his shoulders, an fell aseep... on der new daddeh.



Dem will mof in da new house in october- when him moves in. Dem will git ta splore der new house tageffur. :) Dem haz happee storee.

:)

He needs halp namin. Anyone got any sa-ges-shuns?

Hi

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I know tadeh iz posed ta be wordless, but, i goin ta v-e-t wif mommeh. So, i ask yoo to purray fur meh ta be normal kitteh an dat lump iz nuffin.

Be finkin of meh. Fank yoo.





-luf,
tesla.

Will git ta ALL notes tadeh, an yoor bloggies, dis affernoon when mommeh an i return. Will post noos as well.


**UPDATE: 9.24 @ 4:45

meh an mommeh went ta da vet tadeh. An, had 2 different drs look at meh. Jus ta make sure.

Meh man dr. saz (he regular dr.) iz lymph node. an i shud be ok, jus keep eye ons. Also saz, i squintin a lot. Mommeh saz, yeah i do dat sumtims. Saz, i haf sum kind of herpes virus in meh eye- chronic kitteh disorder. Canna fix dem really, an doesnt seem ta boffer me dat much. So, not to treat if i ok. So, no treatments.

Odder dr. saz dat i shud be monitored, but same fing bout lumpeh. Iz lymph node. Probably haf immune disorder but nothing to worry bout. just monitor. Iz ok for now. So, mommeh feels much better.

Fank yoo fur alla yoo purrs, i fink yoo made effureefin ok. :) i luf yoo all!

-tesla

Uh... go back to seep mommeh..

mommeh iz all betteh tadeh an iz goin ta werk. Wanted meh ta share wif yoos DIS incriminating photos...

She woke up from a light thud. Yesserdeh, when she waz sick, i waz close beh a lot. But den i got restless an she heard thud thud.

Uh.... dats not meh... i swears...



Mommeh waz bein so quiet i didna even know she waz awakes. I waz jus tryin ta peek out da winna...



Affer dis shot i tried to scare a bird den i fell, and almos fell out da winna (back inside, i not dat stoopid.). But, mommeh push dis winna up higher now, canna get on. Stoopid mommeh...



Tomorrow mez goes ta deh werk wif mommeh fur meh Rabies shot an also ta get dat lump checked out. Iz scared. But, mommeh saz, all will be fine. I fink she scared too... So fink of meh furrends tamarra mernin. Fink fink.

-luf
tesla

Squirrel Hatred

Dis horrible squirrel sat outside meh winna an yell an yell at meh all weekend.

Yoo canna see hims, but yoo can hears him. Turn up yoor sound an yoo can hear dis.





Da neighbors haz furrend ta teases meh too. He maos all mean outside da winna. Mommeh never git dere in time ta say anyfin acaz she in odder room but hears its.

Yesserdeh she heard dis man, waz in same room but he didna see her. He was bein real mean and his furrends were laufin an laufin at meh.

I ignore him an look at da squirrel, but he jus keeps trying ta git meh tenshun. I fink he stoopid.

Mommeh got REAL mad, and stood in the winna an glared at him and he got scared, he jump down dere in da street, den go back to wat iz doin. His furrends stop laufin- hazna boffered me since, an waz out dere few tims since.

Yoo show dem mommeh.

Mommeh iz sicky tadeh, pweese send good wishes. werk haz virus, an shares sumtims wif mommeh.

She shud be ok tamarra. Been icky kinda all weekend.

Dat mean she home wif mez tadeh. :)

I wins.


Fank yoo all fur comin ta meh partay, will get back to ALL yoor blogs when mommeh less sicky!

-luf
tesla

Iz meh Gotcha Day! 1 year!

Okies... where iz alla yoos? I sittin here waitin an waitin fur da partay ta starts!



Guys, guys i haf fud fur yoo. Really. Come see...



One year agos, Mommeh an daddeh were married on Sept. 15th. As soon as gotted home frum honey moons (wateffur dat means) dem picked meh up dat very next deh! Wud haf gotted meh da same deh but came home lates an waz drivin 9 hours in car. Saz, cudna git meh. YEAH right.

Dem beans put meh in da carrier- i did try to scapes dem too. Dem came picked meh up, and i try ta run ta meh mommeh kitty an she jus look at meh like 'yoo on yoor own kitteh' and lef meh wif strange beans! Meh sisfur still lifs wif meh mommeh an a woofie. a BIG woofie who i waz scared of. I always hiss at.

So, i maaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooo maoooooo in da car soooo loud an mad. Try eet carrier. EET it. Den when dem gotted meh homes, i run all offur house. I mao fur mommeh. I mao fur sisfur. I even mao fur dat big stoopid woofie. Mao mao! Mao? MAOOOOO! I cry an cry fur meh mommeh... she no come.

Den i had ta fallow dem dum beans. Learn roun house.

Soon, i settle downs. Now i neffur leaf. Dis meh houses. I wunner wat mom mao doin. Or sisfur.

Mommeh kitteh waz in da vet fur shot odder deh. Didna remember mom bean. Tried ta EET her. Waz NOT happee. An sisfur crazee said lady bean. Always crazee like sumfin wrong in her head!

Mommeh saz, she so lucky she got meh instead of dem odder kittehs- dem crazee.

Silly kittehs.

Anyway, in celleebraashun, i got sum foods.

I went all outs. Pweese come eets wif meh.

Shrimps fur alla yoo.



Den sum crab cakes.



I had mommeh stock our tankie full of TUNAS



dis way we can picks our owns!

Den, effuree kitteh will haf, der own bowl of TUNAS



I asked mommeh if we cud reelees sum MOUSES fur us ta chase, she saz she fink bout it. finks mean. but mooooooooooom iz meh gotcha deeeeeeeeh



Den fur main course, each kitteh haz choice of

Chickuns



Turkehs



er

Duckehs



Peronally i fink i shall haf da duckeh.

Fur dem little kittehs, mommeh saz fur drinks we can ONLY haz waters or JUICE





Dem older kittehs can haf lick-ors.

Like RUM fur pirates.


er daddeh might make us sum Gin an TONIKS



Or may bees sum rum an cokes?



Den, fur dem deezzerts yoo can lick sum nice VANILLA ice creams:



or sum strawberry ice creams.




An gif bags fur comin- iz bags of TEMTAYSHUNS! One of each fur EFFUREEONES!



oh boy oh boy i hope sumone comes!