You know you're very pregnant (aside from all the usual symptoms) when....
You stop shaving your legs because it's too much effort.
You have a plan to shave right before you go into the hospital.
Even if your water breaks, you will take the time to shave.
You get mad at your kids (and husband) for small messes because "I could go into labor tonight and I don't want to leave the house a wreck!"
You dress solely for comfort, which involves rotating through the same 3 outfits every 3 days.
You are planning a hair appointment and a pedi within a few days before your scheduled c-section.
You are a little panicky because you have no middle names picked out and aren't even positive about the first names, so you're going to have to try to dodge the birth certificate lady at the hospital for a few days while you figure it out.
You wonder if there will be anything good on TV while you're in the hospital.
You look at the clock to mark the time whenever you feel anything stronger than a braxton hicks contraction.
There is nothing that could possibly be important enough for you to roll yourself off the couch to find the ringing phone - so you don't.
You're thinking about getting a vuvuzela to call for someone to come help you up when you're recovering from a c-section.
