such a good girl communicating your needs and boundaries :3

me:

couple minutes in: ow!

couple more minutes in: ow!

30 seconds later: ow!

30 more seconds later: how long can i hold it…? ooooooow!

the researchers:

🤦‍♀️

then one day you realize there arent enough tits in the world and decide to grow your own

capitalists:

people arent having enough babies! we need you in the office 24/7! your breathing is causing global warming! produce value and then die you pieces of shit!

fuck… i hope more dolls can get out of these hostile states…

the only ethical homo is my homo

when you just love taking risks with your genital microbiome

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me

hold on gotta tooth my brushes

what an adorable little baby :3 i hope you have many years together

landlords need to provide notice before entering the unit. many of them dont but theyre pieces of shit and deserve whats coming to them. like being bitten by a dog. or falling out a window.

and selfcest yuri too. a bold choice lol.

for some of us the bar is a little higher than that

• be a woman

• be chill

depends which part of rocketry theyre doing. no one can do everything. someone does combustion stuff, someone does fluid valves, someone does pumps, someone does turbines, someone does tanks, someone does harnessing, someone does electronics, someone does software, someone does aerodynamics, someone does structural analysis, someone does gnc, someone does gases, someone does sensors, someone does payloads, someone does testing, etc. no one has to learn all the math so its not like its really the most complex thing ever, just a delicate dance of cooperation. but yeah monkeys couldnt do it cause they cant talk, even if they understood the math somehow.

dam that sucks… i was lucky enough to not really have any friends before and now almost everyone i hang out with is trans or queer lol. definitely worried to tell my parents though. i dont think theyre going to take it well.

oh someone showed me a really cool way to bottom with a gock! basically you bend your dick down so its touching your perineum, put your legs together, and lay down in pronebone position with your butt elevated. then your partner can fuck the space between your girl dick and perineum from behind. you kinda need to keep your hand there to hold it in place, but it feels really good and it doesnt matter if you get hard or not. if anything its better if you dont. your frenulums rub together in such a pleasing way, and they rub on the perineum and thighs at the same time its just mmph. its kinda like advanced frotting, but with the mechanics of bottoming. seriously its really nice you should try it :3

at my last job a coworker who i liked and respected took a little time off and decided to spend it learning how to use LLMs for code gen. not much changed at first when they came back, but after a while it was clear they couldn’t work effectively anymore. every problem they thought the chatbot was the best answer, even for easy things they could do themselves quickly. they were in a management position as well, and started talking about managing people being like prompting an LLM. they started making bad decisions and when i tried to talk to them about complex issues it was like they were phoning in every conversation being totally passive. they started quoting the chatbot’s word salad in meetings… over the course of a month or two i lost all respect for them. it was like they were a different person, and no one could say anything critical of chatbots that would get through to them.

i ended up quitting but ive heard things have only gotten worse. theyre just fully vibe coding at work now, submitting merge requests without checking them, which constantly get rejected because theyre trash. theyre spending weeks trying to get the chatbots to make a code change they could have been done with in a few days. honestly i think if they werent a manager and management hadnt drank the koolaid too they would be fired with how bad theyre performing.

so yeah its like a cult, one that turns nice hard working people into idiot zombies who think a fancy chatbot is the ultimate tool for whatever they need. its honestly crazy to have seen someone lose themself to it up close. i wouldnt have believed it otherwise. i kinda worry for their kids…

dont forget hes got tickets to the virginia monologues. they were very hard to get!

god dammit somehow thats going to be awful…