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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 天前

how fucking good do you have to be at drag to make the mob stop being homophobic

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how fucking good do you have to be at drag to make the mob stop being homophobic

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 1 天前

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 小时前

a 112-year-old bald vegan tattooed pansexual monk boy in nomad gear

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a 112-year-old bald vegan tattooed pansexual monk boy in nomad gear

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 11 小时前

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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 天前

I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes

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I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 天前

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 天前

Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviors?

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Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviors?

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 天前

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 天前

I support women's right to vertically rotate 360⁰

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I support women's right to vertically rotate 360⁰

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 天前

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 天前

No humans could make an apartment this complex

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No humans could make an apartment this complex

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 天前

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 天前

Don't you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

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Don't you just love how mental disorders are basically buy one get seven free

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 天前

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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 天前

bitch who you think sexed up those apples

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bitch who you think sexed up those apples

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 天前

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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 天前

They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei.

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They've sexualized the word "daddy" so much that when I have kids, they'll have to call me sensei.

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 天前

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 天前

It's the uncircumcised telle tubby show

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It's the uncircumcised telle tubby show

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 天前

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 天前

Antisemitic anticyclist Georg lives in a cave and eats 1000 bicycling Jews every day and should not have been counted

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Antisemitic anticyclist Georg lives in a cave and eats 1000 bicycling Jews every day and should not have been counted

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 天前

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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 天前

How to Remove the Ghost of Fleshlight's Past?

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How to Remove the Ghost of Fleshlight's Past?

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 天前

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 天前

they are named robin because brits in the 1400's called them "robert" an account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard

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they are named robin because brits in the 1400's called them "robert" an account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 天前

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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 天前

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle

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me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 天前

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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 天前

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 天前

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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 天前

dynamite has a negative influence on the preservation of artifacts and historical sites.

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dynamite has a negative influence on the preservation of artifacts and historical sites.

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 天前

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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 天前

A customer decided to play bob ross with a tampon

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A customer decided to play bob ross with a tampon

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 天前

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 天前

we are basically echolocating everytime we moan

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we are basically echolocating everytime we moan

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 天前

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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 天前

when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?

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when you eat a cherry cordial, do you bite off the nipple and suck out the cum first?

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 天前

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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 天前

I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke the jar.

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I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke the jar.

Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 10 天前

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