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GIRL-ZILLA by kami
Archie and Betty stood on the walk up to Betty's house. Betty's arms were draped over Archie's shoulders and they were kissing goodnight. Betty opened her door and went inside dreamily. Archie was love struck. He started to walk to his car, his eyes were glazed over and his mind was still with Betty.Suddenly a gleaming red sports car pulled up to the curb with a screeching halt. Veronica got out of it slamming the door."ARCHIE ANDREWS!" she screeched. This is the last time you stand me up. Someone tipped me off about you dating Betty tonight when you were supposed to pick me up at 8:00. Do you know what time it is? It is 9:30! You can NOT do this to a Lodge!With that she held up her heavy purse and smacked him on the head. Then she strode back to her car and drove away.I am sick of always being in hot water with the girls. I can't help it if I love them both, thought Archie.He got into old Betsy and began to drive home. But then instead of taking a left turn to his house he took a right turn and then another right turn. He pulled up to Dilton's house. He got out of his car and went up to the garage door. He looked inside and saw Dilton with his lab coat and goggles looking at some sort of dirt. Archie knocked on the door and came in.Dilton jumped and turned to Archie."Can I help you Arch?" Dilton asked."I hope so!" replied Archie. I always seem to get in so much trouble with the girls. Do you have anything to help me? "I believe I DO have the answer to your delima. I call it the girl-zilla. It's a device that looked deceptively like a cell phone, but will alert you any time it detects negative energy directed at you from people of the female persuasion," said Dilton."This is great! See you later Dilt. I'm going to go test this out!" Archie said.
***NEXT DAY"Now I'm all ready for my date with Veronica," Archie said with a final tug at his bow tie. All of a sudden there was a ringing sound like a cell phone. Archie searched in his pocket for the thing that could be ringing. Then he found the girl - zilla ringing in his pocket. Archie opened it and turned it on. There he saw 4 links that said VERONICA BETTY CHERYL NEW GIRL. When Archie clicked on the Betty link it showed this, location: popsmood: contentHe then clicked on the Veronica link which told him that she was at her home, angry. Archie sighed contently. He had it made, he decided. Archie decided to pick up some flowers for Veronica to make up for whatever Veronica was mad at him about. He would never get in hot water with the girls again. When he arrived at Veronica's Archie checked his girl-zilla again. It still said that she was content but at pop's. "How could this be! Why is she at pop's when she was supposed to stay at her house and wait to be picked up? Maybe she thought I was going to meet her at Pop's. Archie drove over to Pop's, sure that he was going to be in trouble for being late. He walked inside but all he saw was Betty. "Hi Betts. Has Ronnie been around lately?""If your looking for your date, She was angry when you showed up an hour late and she called me and told me that if I saw you to tell you that she is going to bed early and that she is never going to talk to you again. Archie groaned. "Well, I guess you'll be seeing her before I do, so, can you give these to her?" Archie asked handing Betty the flowers. Then he walked out of pop's with his shoulders sagging and his hopes drooping. So far this thing hasn't given me a bit of luck, Archie thought.He checked the girl-zilla. Sure enough Ronnie had never left home: Angry. This thing had not been accurate. He sighed and drove home.At home Archie's real phone began to ring and the caller I.D. said that it was Veronica. Archie checked the girl-zilla and it said that Veronica was angry. Archie figured she would be angry so he decided not to answer it. The answering machine said this, "ARCHIE ANDREW! I WAS CALLING TO FORGIVE YOU, BUT IF YOU FEEL LIKE IGNORING ME SO BE IT. I WONT TALK TO YOU. HMPH.Archie groaned. Veronica hadn't been angry when she called. This thing was out of whack. He threw the girl-zilla in the garbage. Life is meant to be lived the way it is meant to be lived. If I am going to get in hot water, I may as well do it my way, Archie decided and he fell asleep, dreaming of a world without girl-zillas.
***POP'S"Dilton, you mean to tell us that Archie Andrews was tracking us? He knew our moods and exactly where we were?" Veronica screeched."ARCHIE ANDREWS!" Betty screeched "You are in big trouble!" Betty and Veronica said together.