Alright. I must say, my last post about
baby names was a complete success.
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While reading some of your comments, my girlfriend
Hilary sent me to this
blog. Go there or just read this below....I
DIED when I read this.
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"It has arrived! The Annual Madison Memorial Hospital Birth Announcement Extravaganza is here. I spent an hour last night cackling to myself and taking notes. Let’s have a look back at the best of the worst Rexburg baby names of 2008, shall we? (if you’re lost, check out the second half of
THIS post)
The “To-Be-Expecteds” (ie, mix-n-match): As bad as they are, we knew these were coming.Brysen
Kyson
Kaybree
Rayden
Harlee (THREE little girls named this. I really wish whoever had decided this was okay had run it past me first)Blah blah blah. I got sick of these names. There are dozens of them, in every variation imaginable. Eventually I quit writing them down.
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The “Sound-it-Outs”:Lundyn
Konnur
Kenideigh
Xoie
Adicyne
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The “Completely Unnecessary Extra T’s”: Interesting emerging trend.Eastton
Huntter
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Hilarious Twin Combinations:Boisen and Payah (is that like, someone from Boise?)
Brinley Sue and Augree Lynn
Tylenn Braylee and Tyken Raylee (my favorite of these three sets, obviously. Though Augree is pretty fantastic, too.)
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Aaaand the moment we’ve all been waiting for….the “What the EFF?!?!!’s”:Ledger
Tymber
Creedon (
cretin?)
Chasitie (not a typo…cha-sit-ee)
Jakolby
a ‘Tavian’ and a ‘Tayvian’, two boys who are seemingly unrelated. How is that even possible??
Zaylee
Taicyr (?)
Krayson
Shikendra
Taggart (HAHAhahHahaAHA)
A poor boy named Traigyn Azure (GYN?? GYN?? Are you serious??!)
Kazley
Cedar
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Please note: There were also THREE Ridges, TWO Drakes, and a little boy named Ashtynn. Plus, remember how many Braxton/Braxten/Braxtyns there were last year? It’s been replaced by Ryker. RYKER!! As in Commander Riker from Star Trek. There were FOUR babies named that in Rexburg last year! Every time I ran across another one, I screamed even louder than before."
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---I HOPE WE DON'T FALL UNDER THIS TREND!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I'm terrified to name my child!!!!!!---