Edsel

Here is Edsel in his gangster hat. He lives in Michigan and has a great backyard to play in. He is kind of shy, but he dearly loves Boni. He got into trouble in May of 2006 when he got into a bet with Magoo about whose team would win in hockey. Edsel lost and sent Magoo six cans of Stinky Goodness. Canadian customs held up the shipment and wanted to talk to Edsel about sending items over the border that were possibly a biohazard. Edsel panicked a bit and went on the lam. That's how he became a gangster. The problem was settled and Edsel returned home from where he was hiding out in the Big Piney Woods. He is also a member of the Tuxedo Gang.

Edsel is a tuxedo gangster dude.
Did you hear how he tried to smuggle cat food?
Boni is his gun moll.
She is a tuxie doll.
This is a pair of kitties with 'tude!

Boni Maroni

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This is a very recent picture of Boni after she got into the nip. Boni was rescued from being a starving outdoor kitty by Grandma and Mom Robyn. She got her name from the song because she really was as skinny as a stick of macaroni. She filled out quickly. When she joined the Tuxedo Gang, she decided to become a tuxedo gun moll. Then when Edsel had to go on the lam, she became his tuxedo gangster gun moll. There will be more about Edsel very soon.

                               Boni Maroni is a tuxedo gun moll.
                               Her ganster pal Edsel thinks she's a doll.
                                      They wear felt hats
                                      With their tuxie spats.
                              They have lots of fun when they dance at a ball.