People seriously believe this?
I don’t care if it’s real. I’m going to believe it’s true because it’s funny. AND I DESPERATELY NEED SOME LAUGH IN THE BIG 2026
nah, weird meme tbh
Why post it then
people like it
Ferda!
Nice meme! Downvoted for the asterisk, pussy. (Yes, spelt with a U, not a *)
For the record, while this is very funny, I have seen no evidence that this actually happens.
Neither has Snopes
The AI probably detects putins dick in his throat
Thrussy? Put in.
liberals and their scary Putin homophobic rhetoric, cant go a day without spreading your russophobic spiel eh?
Putin isn’t Russia, dipshit, he’s one asshole that’s rapidly destroying Russia, but as long as he’s in charge Russia can’t be trusted at all, similar to how the US can’t be trusted, domestically or abroad, as long as Trump is at the helm
It’s not the act itself.
It’s that both of those motherfuckers would find the insinuation insulting. The fact that sucking dick is one of the bravest, most beautiful things a human can do is completely lost on them.
If you wanna suck Putin’s dick as part of your dechovschina we ain’t judging.
I think the idea is that Trump is sucking up to Putin. their respective genders are irrelevant
It’s also hardly russophobic, since it’s targeting Putin, not the russian people nor Russia the country
yawn
Gee I’m so shocked that a regular bLuE mAgA screamer is really into defending Putin.
Good tankie! Keep up being a human garbage and you’ll be invited to Lemmygrad’s Putin Suckoff!
Neckussy
Looks like a cunt to me.
For the curious, this is clearly an AI-tool and this cannot be trusted to report the factuality of anything.
Oh, shit my bad.
Careful there, don’t wanna offend anyone with those bad no no words
Yeah this tr*nd of cen*orin* wo*ds like t*is is fucking rid*culous.
Ok, how the fuck do I use asterisks without Lemmy thinking I’m itallican?
You gotta put a \ before the asterisk to cancel out the mark-up, like this: \*
(I used a second \ to cancel out the usual effect in the example. Fun fact, that cancellation is why the “shrug emoticon” sometimes loses an arm.)
I love markdown and stuff but also I’m sad I can’t use “carat underscore carat” happy emoticons anymore because it mangles them lol.
No escapes:
_
Slash escapes like that neat trick up there…
^_^
Not even code block can save it.
^_^Code block saves shruggie though!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯Lenny is safe…
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) …for now
Regex power!!!
I don’t see how regex has anything to do with this, lemmy uses markdown for comment formatting
Awesome, and thank you so very much
Christ I didn’t even notice. These cowards have broken me.
Hahaha
Nobody wants to see that pussy anyway.
Also; his neck looks like a vagina.
Okay, I see what you did there.
It should censor all of him, because he’s such a d***
You mean he’s a dick?
Now if only the FCC would start automatically bleeping everything that comes out of his mouth.
Couldn’t we just have warning messages?
Thus preserving free speech and not setting a precedent that may [/ shall inevitably] come back to bite us.
Maybe even LLM could generate the warnings on the fly.
“Look out! Now he’s reading the plans off the teleprompter! … Look out! Now he’s spitballing freestyle! … Beware there are three fallacies per word uttered for this portion. … Beware of the fevered ego of a narcissist tactically noising up an evasive distraction, gaslighting, darvo, future faking. … Warning: This section contains fascist tactics of blaming the other, drumming up fear of losing an identity of a nostalgic past that never really existed, drumming up hate and racial groupthink to induce a divisive totalitarian mob eager to militarise under supremacist delusion of destiny to rule to be fulfilled by jingoist expansionism and total domination but wraps it in a euphemism of flowery language heavilly laden with superlatives. … Fact check: This portion makes false claims of having fulfilled promises. … Note: this is just empty tautological statements sandwiched between bragging and boasting and hard-sell. … Warning: This section contains a psyop to dupe you into thinking you should be blindly faithful to your leader, rather than your elected representative being faithful to the will of you the people.”
… Stuff like that. n_n
Or maybe simpler, just like on tobacco products. “Warning, listening to this may cause brain damage, emotional instability, cognitive dissonance, discombobulation, and totalitarianised fascistic supremacist persuasions of competing groupthinks, to divide and conquer your population with this, a weapon of mass distraction. Observe responsibly.”
Or maybe more compassionate, like a health warning… “this is what happens to you when you let yourself get played by blackmailers who want to wear your narcissistic ego like a puppet, and you stew your brain in excitotoxins for decades to induce a slow chemical lobotomy leaving you blissfully oblivious to how much you get played like a puppet.”
… Okay, I’ll stop. I realise I could probably do dozens of these, and they’re not really that funny or revealing or hot or useful to be worth it. n_n
Couldn’t we just have warning messages?
like parental content warnings? lol
“If you experience symptoms of nausea, moral outrage, or sudden aneurism during this programming, please locate the MUTE button on your infrared remote than immediately dial 9-1-1 on your rotary or cordless phone. Listener digression is advised.”
it would just be one long continuous tone lol
Mix it up a bit; just play dialup tones.
So it’s a turkey!
And is that a meleagris or galus on the right?
Censorship is always bad, but sometimes it gets it right.
Best thing I read all day
