One must imagine W.E. Coyote happy

…microSD cards went away? Honestly didn’t know that, but at the same time I’m mostly using repaired +8yo tech and doing just fine

Gonna go from wholesome face-riding to Vlad the Impale-her real fast.

The cylinder must not be damaged

Carry rainbow markers so you can fill-in the stupid “thin blue line” bumper stickers with pride flags

Thinking that setting your wakeup alarm earlier than 8am is a good idea

I’m never wrong right

Slide the hat to knock over the glass, spilling it under the hat. They never said they would “empty the glass,” but rather to “drink every drop of the liquor.”

Thus the Flowbee was invented

Is tele-fragging an option?

So what federal position is he going to be awarded with? Taking all bets!

Oh man, he’s on the Brian Butterfield Diet Plan™️! He looks absolutely increbible

Canadians realizing they should start more wildfires because it upsets Americans

My parents got a “smart” LG TV not too long ago, and I’ve been trying to make sure they keep it completely offline, but I have a feeling they’re going to give in soon. Planning on trying out a Pi-Hole tomorrow on their network

What’s funny about this whole “the 2020 election was rigged” bullshit is that this multiple-child-raping, con man shit stain and his nazi-wannabe dick suckers were in control when it happened. If all of the rigging was as widespread and overwhelming as they claim, it’s even more of an indictment of how fucking bad they are at running a safe and secure government

Opossium overdose

What happens if you shit someone else’s pants? 🤔

If this passes (pleasenopleasenopleaseno) then hopefully it will backfire with people using prompt injection to get their claims approved

Romance strategy: lost roomba

“Was”?