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pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog MemesEnglish · 17 days ago

Kiss Coordinate

sh.itjust.works

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Kiss Coordinate

sh.itjust.works

pastermil@sh.itjust.works to Microblog MemesEnglish · 17 days ago
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  • naught101
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    17 days ago

    Those are indices, not coordinates

  • mr_account
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    Romance strategy: lost roomba

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    So am I supposed to drag my lips across the lines?

    • DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. And make sure your lips aren’t to dry, it’s supposed to be nice and sloppy, kinda like a slug.

      • BucketBong@p.hobo.social
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        Ahhh, so that’s what a snail trail is.

      • applebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        and be sure to add some nibbles and bites liberally along the the way, with forcefulness depending on the proclivities of your partner :3

      • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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        The lips are supposed to make separate contact, otherwise it’s a raspberry.

        So you kiss, and pogo stick your tongue out and trace the line with that, then kiss again, and pogo stick your tongue.

        Lather, kiss, repeat.

        It’s simple

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      No, you kiss the points, carefully memorize the locations, then afterwards connect them with a pen.

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        Ballpoint or sharpie?

        • Opisek@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          Permanent marker

  • FishFace@piefed.social
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    I was disappointed to zoom in and realise these are just shopped on top rather than drawn or tattooed

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      ms13

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    I say this with love as a fellow neurospicy person: this is one of the most hilariously autistic things I’ve ever seen 😄

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    Blehblehbleh 🧛

  • morgenman
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    https://youtu.be/O84RyVVj_wk

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      Hahaha, that was my first thought too.

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    Can we talk about number 7? Am I supposed to be kissing right under their chin like they some sort of cat? I don’t kiss my cat there. I mean like chin scratches.

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    Ok, but 1, 10 and 29 are delicious. The rest seem kind of weird

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