‘Mind if we call you Bruce?’

Snake oil salesmen.

Looks like low profile the as well. What a wanker.

He should be meeting law enforcers. In cuffs.

Better yet, avoid the entire country.

I can never not think of that dude as Android Wilson.

It’s not like any of them are seeing any consequences for doing it.

Doing all that on a single-speed is hard-core. Cool story.

I stay home and rest.

Remember when he couldn’t log into his work computer once, and panicked thinking he’d been fired when it was just a minor glitch?

Talk about insecurity.

The evidence is incontrovertible. :sips hogwater:

Got me. :)

That’s up there with the logos for OCP and ENCOM.

No /s needed.

Not sure. I only follow their YouTube channel.

I see no friends and family in those pictures. Even his a.i. generated fantasies make him look like a loser.

(edit: fixed typo. Thanks, hperrin)

A tale as old as time.

Reminds me of Stephanie Sterling mid-transition asking “When do my tits become illegal!?” :)

It’s a mental illness.

You do you, bro, but I won’t be engaging any further.