I’d almost feel bad for him if he wasn’t such a massive piece of shit.
hes really happy birthdaying himself.
Wow. That’s sad.
Is there a particular reason to think this is not really his mother? Or is the joke to simply assume that?
One time Elon posted about how he can’t be out of touch because his grandmother was poor, and his “mom” immediately replied and agreed with him, but it sounded like she was confusing his dad’s mom with her own mom, so everybody assumes Elon was posting as her and fucked it up.
Yes, i wondered the same. I don’t want to assume this is correct just because it fits into my worldview.
I did a bit of digging. This post is bullshit. There are multiple photos from the event and the cake around. And the account, as far as is can tell, is run by his mother.
Plenty of real stuff we can still hate him for though: the video game cheating, transphobia, epstein stuff, transphobia, doge, list goes on
Flip a coin. She looks evil enough to love Elon.
is she his MOM?
She looks evil enough to skin a toddler alive because she needs a dinner napkin
Hide yo kids. Hide yo dalmations.
temu cruella deville south african version. she cant match Glenn close’s cruella.
Yeah. Yeah I’d go there though.
I’d kill her after, but I would.
He’s well known for having alt accounts so he can stroke his own ego
The cringe that keeps on giving 🥰
That cringe is what probably why Epstein and Company didn’t want Elon Musky on the island, no matter how bad Elon Musky wanted join.
elon musk must be too Pedo-helialy or wierd to be one with the “normies”. he would be like the ones that walmart and amazon wont hire as employees, and they hire anybody.
can’t make fun of him like trump, just slightly too self-aware.
might be the most tragicomic piece of lore ever that
The world’s richest loser. Such a sad man.
I live in a so-called progressive blue state that has a lot of Democrats. I see more and more of them driving new Teslas around. To me, all Tesla owners—especially those who purchased their vehicle in the last couple years—are just authoritarian Trump supporters. Prove me wrong.
I live in the south and just spent a week in the PNW. While the lack of lifted trucks was nice, there wereso many damn Cybertucks and model Ys. I rarely see a CT here but they were everywhere out there. It was wild. Beautiful place though.
Money can absolutely buy happiness, but you have to be capable of feeling it. A trillion bucks would let anyone do amazing things that could make you incredibly happy.
However, the process of getting a trillion dollars requires that you’re an evil psychopath incapable of experiencing pleasure.
Science says the money turns you into that, as well as them being more likely to get the money in the first place.
It literally destroys your brain. The alienation from real life, from friction, from thinking.
Just think about how much happiness you’d get from:
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Completely solving world hunger, single-handedly.
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Massive vaccine roll-outs to eradicate or nearly eradicate some of the worst diseases.
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Giving every single homeless person in the US a free house to live in.
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So much hookers and blow.
And after all that, you’d still be a billionaire. Just getting started.
The world would also celebrate your existence, not despise you.
Solving world hunger would get you an endless parade of pussy.
You wouldn’t need hookers.
His dick dont werk tho
Bitches do be lovin food
lol
No one would need hookers everyone would be so well fed and happy and stress free that everyone would want to reproduce.
Legos and plastic kits!
You think anyone would feel any happiness for that if they are already a trillionare? he probably would be more worried about wasting his money.
If those people cared at all they would at least donate 1% of their income and donate more percentage as they get more money.
Thinking hookers are connected to happiness says no good things about you as a person, and I in no way mean that as a negative to sex workers.
What about blow?
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Except he doesn’t have a trillion dollars. He’s got assets he can borrow against that he claims are worth that much and people believe him.
There have been studies done that suggested money can buy happiness but only to a certain extent. I think the cap was somewhere north of the upper middle class. Enough money where you didn’t ever really have to worry about bills or ever going broke, while also being able to travel and vacation several times a year.
Past that point increasing the amount of money didn’t increase the overall happiness of the person.
Yeah I agree, if I was a billionaire I’d be spending a lot of money on things that don’t just benefit myself, and I’d hope that’d make me happy at least a little bit. I think the not having happiness part comes from the hoarding part of it.
But you wouldn’t be a billionaire. There are people in the world that do good, they just don’t get as rich because they care about people
Exactly. I believe that becoming a billionaire is necessarily a symptom of some kind of mental illness because of what it takes to do so. Most people would be unwilling to do it.
Never forget that Elon is such a colossal looser, that even Epstein, the most despicable piece of shit on earth, wanted absolutely nothing to do with him.
This is the type of special that Elon brings to the world.
Loser is what Elon is, looser is for stool, also Elon. Carry on.
It is not true that he wanted nothing to do with him. The mails shows that Musk did attend Epstein parties. He just had to beg one time for it though.
He could spell ‘loser’ correctly, can you?
I know how to spot them.
Edit: I couldn’t resist
I bet he fuckin can’t.
They probably can. But what are your sources Elon can do it? And in how many languages?
Money can’t buy him the one thing he can’t have: enough.
He’s got so much dough he’s in bread. He’s a bruncle.
I see no friends and family in those pictures. Even his a.i. generated fantasies make him look like a loser.
(edit: fixed typo. Thanks, hperrin)
Looks like a giant anal intruder special edition rocket.
I may be sad, but I’ll never be former trillionaire stuck on the internet sad.
Billionaireism is a disease. Help us fight it.
Sometimes I feel kinda sorry for him for how alone he is, I can’t imagine it, although it’s pretty much his own fault for being so terrible.
Don’t ever feel bad for a Nazi. It’s ok. You’re a human and want to think that there is some good or humanity in everyone. It’s natural. This is the exact thing that he and Nazis lack though. Don’t feel bad.
For real I may be too sensitive but this post had me feel genuine pity
As long as you don’t get in the way of any mercy killings, I think you’re fine.
If only Elon had a smidgeon of the empathy that you have, he would be a much better person.
