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InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 1 month ago

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InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • RustyShackleford@piefed.social
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    Who among us hasn’t hired a prostitute to utilize the carpool lane? Traffics awful in the LA area.

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      among us

  • Sailor Anarres@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    A sex worker would never say that as an actual agreement and not just a flirty one liner.

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      deleted by creator

    • menas@lemmy.wtf
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      Yep, however the main issue here is the price

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    I mean I kinda get it, but the joke it’s sort of like hiring a lawyer and then asking them to do your dishes.

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      It’s more the cliche of sex workers saying they’ll do “anything” as a kind of innuendo without incriminating themselves. The joke is playing off the use of the word “anything”

  • teslekova@sh.itjust.works
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    The fuck is coffee jelly?

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      Jelly made with coffee. Ddg pics

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        Huh. I am filled with a combination of “I don’t know what I expected” and “That looks tasty actually, gotta make some”.

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          For me it’s “I don’t know if I should be disgusted or intrigued”.

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          I wonder if it’s as simple as just putting pectin in a pot of coffee… 🤔

          Though the examples linked look more like gelatin or agaragar.

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            I usually make it with slightly strong filter coffee and gelatin set in individual dessert bowls and serve it with a sprinkle of brown coarse sugar and slightly under-whipped cream. The details and ratios will of course vary with ingredients and taste, but it is one of my favorite low-effort desserts.

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              Well that sounds fucking awesome

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