Well, shit. My hands are tied now. Sorry, op.

No they’re not

See rule 1.

Mark it NSFW, please.

A quick bit of research shows these dudes are legit. I’m leaving it up in case anyone wants to help them out.

Happy to be of service. Forgive me if I don’t shake hands.

But for real, I know this seems silly, but I gotta enforce rules fairly and uniformly, otherwise people get ridiculous with it. Again.

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Just going to mention this since this post has actually been reported:

Text alone isn’t enough to require a NSFW tag. There needs to be actual nudity. Y’all can stop reporting shit like this.

Pardon the delay, it takes more time to write one handed.

Locking this thread because some of y’all are so dumb it’s unnerving.

Locking to prevent more reports about absolutely braindead takes. Some of y’all clearly aren’t adults

Or you can, you know, help out by reporting this stuff. Anfew others didn just that, so I saw it and took it down.

Goddamnit, this comment thread is gonna make me work. Op, if anyone starts harassing you, don’t be shy, send me reports. I ain’t playing this shit.

Per request, here’s a mod ruling:

This meme is just a stupid joke, like most of the content in this community. It’s not breaking any rules and gets to stay up.

Also, Feminisnuss is equally valid in considering it disrespectful. Their comment is also not breaking any rules. Their comments get to stay up.

Back in our day, the Internet yelled at you when connecting to it. I think that conditioning helped us brace for what’s to come, and we should bring that feature back.

It’s yogurt for when you’re on the go!!

I can hear those commercials as if they were yesterday.

The dragon rolls I’ve seen considered of shrimp tempura and avocado topped with unagi. The eel is the dragon, while the shrimp provides a tail.

This fuckin comment section.