doing god’s work :)
sa traiesti, Daniele!
Toby Fox is notoriously private and silent. This didn’t happen.
That’s also clearly a photo of Luigi Mangione at the time that that healthcare CEO died under mysterious circumstances.
How much is that per gay person and when can I expect my check in the mail?
It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.
I’m pan but I’m also an enby trans lesbian, does this help or hurt my payout?
yes.
How do I measure my homosexuality?
With a stack of dicks I guess
Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.
Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.
Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.
MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.
MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.
Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.
Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.
Wait … MMF dp
Doesn’t it matter which M we are talking about?
will being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay
this comment made my day
CIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”
the + is there for a reason
Holy shit that was like watching her have a stroke with such a calm face
Like I love the community but that acronym is atrocious
If they wanted people to be afraid of it they shouldn’t have given it as cool a name as “woke mind virus”
“no, I prefer my brain to stay asleep thank you. asleep, smooth, and pristinely unwrinkled.”
Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged
“I work two jobs and can’t feed my family”
“Stop being woke. Also, I am raising your rent again.”

To “the LGBT+ community”, huh? To who specifically? Can I or any of my friends get any of this?
Maybe he repeatedly ordered shots at the gay bar for all the patrons.
One dollar for estrogen results in twenty new Undertale purchases. They’re practically printing money.









