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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 19 hours ago

I hope they'll make it more contagious

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I hope they'll make it more contagious

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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 19 hours ago
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    doing god’s work :)

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    Toby Fox is notoriously private and silent. This didn’t happen.

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    How much is that per gay person and when can I expect my check in the mail?

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      It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.

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        I’m pan but I’m also an enby trans lesbian, does this help or hurt my payout?

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          yes.

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        How do I measure my homosexuality?

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          With a stack of dicks I guess

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          Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.

          Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.

          Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.

          MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.

          MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.

          Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.

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            Wait … MMF dp

            Doesn’t it matter which M we are talking about?

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        will being pan increase or decrease the amount of money I will get? im also gender fluid so im technically 2x gay

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      this comment made my day

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    CIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”

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    In Canada… Some people call it MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+…

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      the + is there for a reason

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      Holy shit that was like watching her have a stroke with such a calm face

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    If they wanted people to be afraid of it they shouldn’t have given it as cool a name as “woke mind virus”

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      “no, I prefer my brain to stay asleep thank you. asleep, smooth, and pristinely unwrinkled.”

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        “I work two jobs and can’t feed my family”

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    To “the LGBT+ community”, huh? To who specifically? Can I or any of my friends get any of this?

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      Maybe he repeatedly ordered shots at the gay bar for all the patrons.

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    One dollar for estrogen results in twenty new Undertale purchases. They’re practically printing money.

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