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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 3 months ago

They'll never know

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They'll never know

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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Salamanderwizard
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    Right now there’s some guy sitting in the family room while his wife is getting pounded on the couch, all while he’s in this thing just going to town on himself. All you can see is his face.

    Fly high jackinginthebox dude. Fly high.

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      Ya know…I thought you meant this photo. I thought you meant this woman had another guy inside this…tent, just plowing her. And laying on the floor also inside the was her husband, who is masturbating.

      And her head is just sticking out of this thing as the rest of her family is just on the couch watching sponge bob and wondering where dad is, or why mom refuses to open her tent.

      • Salamanderwizard
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        Dear god, man, don’t give the universe any ideas!

      • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Lmao the smells inside it would be toxic

        • funkajunk 🇨🇦
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          Did you mean “intoxicating”

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            That is just a matter of dosage and exposure time.

      • bampop
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        I don’t see any reason why there couldn’t be about 5 guys in there. I mean it would be very hot and sweaty and some might die from asphyxiation, but is it doable? Absolutely!

    • sweetiesweetie@lemmy.todaydeleted by creator
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      deleted by creator

    • catbum
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      Waaait, did you just finish DTF St. Louis, too?

      • Salamanderwizard
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        Nope. I’m not a big fan of shows like that honestly.

  • StrutTower@discuss.online
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    I really want to read those 6 reviews

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      since its 3.5 stars, likely some complained its gets “messy” when you come and annoying to clean fabric.

      • lumpyluggage
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        Its got plastic lining inside. So that’s usually not an issue

        • kryptonianCodeMonkey
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          Oh does it now…

          (͠≖~≖ ͡ )

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            ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • potoooooooo 🥔
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    “What’s that sound? Who’s slapping thick bologna slices against a wet ham?”

    • PhoenixDog
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      Sorry dad, just trying to make lunch.

  • Klear@quokk.au
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    This is way too big to be brought on a tram. Useless.

  • sigmabot@lemmy.zip
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    squirt yurts

  • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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    Why’d you crop the price

  • thefluffiest@feddit.nl
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    Ah so that’s what Christopher Pike was doing

    • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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      Beep beep.

  • Sphks@jlai.lu
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    For the curious, there is a video.
    https://www.amazon.com/Radiant-Saunas-Rejuvinator-Portable-Personal/dp/B00MX19M9E

    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I want to see it, but fuck Amazon, I ain’t clicking on that link

      • Sphks@jlai.lu
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        It’s a portable sauna booth. It’s way more compact than what the walmart photo depicts. You can barely put a small chair in it and stay sit down. It looks unconfortable.

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          Fortunately not all of us are endowed with a small chair.

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    family guy had the YANKET.

  • kartoffelsaft@programming.dev
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    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      What is this for? Like both in the joke and also in reality?

      • kartoffelsaft@programming.dev
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        It’s supposed to be some kind of portable sauna thing I found from typing random words into amazon with a friend. The original image made her look like Thomas the Tank Engine so I shopped his face over hers.

        Original image:

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    Except the really weird look on your face, like a red face thousand yard stare that somehow still makes eye contact

    • outlawcarl@fedinsfw.app
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      Yeah i couldn’t beacuse of the face i already get awkard when accdently making eye contact on the street…in this though

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned from community
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    Nathan For You did it already

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      As an experiment! This one’s a mass Market privacy masturbation dome.

  • DioramaOfShit
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    They will know from my face

    • leavemealone@sh.itjust.works
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      Not if you put on a mask ! Maybe something with non artificial materials, like leather ! Then they won’t suspect anything !

  • foggianism
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    Well it’s not really public then, is it?

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I do think it would be very funny for there to be a fashion trend of just, your entire outfit is your astonishingly overpriced ‘luxury’ handbag.

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