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marighost@piefed.social to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 1 year ago

Oatmeal

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Oatmeal

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marighost@piefed.social to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Cum

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    Guinea Pig.

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      Cuy!

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      Friggin delicious.

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      Dang and I thought I was original.

      Fun fact for future readers, Guinea Pigs are some of the first domesticated animals specialized for food.

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    Ass.

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      Username checks out

      Happy cake day!

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    Mini wheats isn’t a terrible name for a guinea pig

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      It’s awesome, actually, like a pun on the sound they make.

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        Mini Wheeks

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    He’s called 30mgGummy??

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      40 minutes later, how you doing pal?

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        I be good, thanks for checking in. I am old. It’s medicine now.

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          I’m in the same boat. Just got a 10mg thc-p gummie, was warned by the dude at the store to look into it and don’t eat the whole thing. Thank God I listened to him, cause I took less than a quarter and was put down like a rabid dog. I was good for like two or three hours, talking with my mom visiting on vacation and an old family friend. But as soon as I stopped interacting I laid down on the couch and was there for the rest of the night. Still felt a little loopy the next day too.

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            Not sure why but a lot of peops like to take too much. I sold pot for 40 yrs and towards the end of my sales days cannabis was getting much stronger. Customers would complain. They would not understand when I say roll smaller joints or take less puffs. Go figure.

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              I got a feeling you and I used to pay $10 for a “dime bag” and would be lucky to get a full gram after picking out the stems and seeds. And a whole blunt would get us as high as two puffs do these days.

              Edit to add: it’s about time to get that butt stuff exame. I know, I’m not looking forward to it either!

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                Yup, don’t forget the bug egg packets if it was Mexican weed.

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                  Those were just what they call terpenes these days.

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        I feel like getting asked that by a giant frowny face is a bad vibe lol

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          I don’t see it as a frowny face but now it’s smaller :)

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    Look at cute little Ibuprofin!

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    Antidepressants

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      Nice

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    Ass is a terrible name for a pet.

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    Guinea pig.

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      Found the Peruvian. 😅

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    His name is cheese and he has a brother named Salami. It’s important for guinea pigs to have a playmate or they get depressed.

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    You’re going to name him ‘Guinea Pig’?

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    Ask me again in five minutes so I can say “beans”

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      It’s been 5 minutes

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        Beans and Cornbread

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    Don’t call him ass

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