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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago

He will try his best …

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He will try his best …

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64bithero@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 days ago
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  • Foxfire@pawb.social
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    If that fails, remember you always perform under pressure…about 1 atmosphere of it.

    • Maeve@kbin.earth
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      Age has me longing for a mountainous environment.

      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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        Okay but remember with less gravity you also get less oxygen

        • Maeve@kbin.earth
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          Yeah. 🙂

    • 6️⃣9️⃣4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣@lemmy.world
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      I could only manage 1.01325 bars of that song.

  • Optional@lemmy.world
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    Mmm doo bah day

    • 64bithero@lemmy.worldOP
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      Break it down …

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        Careful that you don’t add an extra beat to the rhythm. You’d hate to infringe on Rob Van Winkle’s infringement.

        • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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          Vanilla ICE agent can go straight to hell.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Good to be prepared:

    Mmm num ba de
    Dum bum ba be
    Doo buh dum ba beh beh

    Pressure: pushing down on me
    Pressing down on you, no man ask for
    Under pressure that burns a building down
    Splits a family in two
    Puts people on streets

    Um ba ba be
    Um ba ba be
    De day da
    Ee day da

    That’s OK

    That’s the terror of knowing
    What this world is about
    Watching some good friends screaming
    “Let me out!”

    Tomorrow gets me higher
    Pressure on people, people on streets

    Day day de mm hm
    Da da da ba ba
    OK

    Chippin’ around, kick my brains 'round the floor
    These are the days: it never rains but it pours

    Ee do ba be
    Ee da ba ba ba
    Um bo bo
    Be lap

    People on streets
    Ee da de da de
    People on streets
    Ee da de da de da de da

    It’s the terror of knowing
    What this world is about
    Watching some good friends screaming
    “Let me out!”

    Tomorrow gets me higher, higher, high!
    Pressure on people, people on streets

    Turned away from it all like a blind man
    Sat on a fence, but it don’t work
    Keep coming up with love, but it’s so slashed and torn

    Why, why, why!?

    Love, love, love, love, love

    Insanity laughs under pressure
    We’re breaking

    Can’t we give ourselves one more chance?
    Why can’t we give love that one more chance?
    Why can’t we give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love, give love?

    'Cause love’s such an old-fashioned word
    And love dares you to care for the people on the edge of the night
    And love dares you to change our way of caring about ourselves
    This is our last dance
    This is our last dance
    This is ourselves

    Under pressure
    Under pressure
    Pressure

  • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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    Interviewers stop him at the intro: “No, we’re pretty sure that’s Ice Ice Baby”

  • Zorque@lemmy.world
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    Mm-de-da!

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    Because I know you need it now…

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=usyaGApDix4

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    sings Ice Ice Baby instead

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      … don’t call us, we’ll call you.

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    You’re hired!

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    @64bithero If the only thing I had to do to get the job was to sing that song, I’d be a shoe in.

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