Me: “Numbers or mechanics?”

Two words:

Free. Food.

Tony Stark also made Ultron (another AI) and that didn’t turn out well.

My dogs will lick the absolute shit out of my feet more than my hands unless my hands recently touched food. I don’t think they mind.

I always thought the main Martian dude sounded like a murloc from Warcraft.

I’d almost feel bad for him if he wasn’t such a massive piece of shit.

winds grandfather clock “WE’RE GOING BACK TO 1955, MARTY!”

“Is that where you got the clock, Doc?”

Tomorrow’s update was yesterday. Last Thursday’s update comes in 2 months.

How is beating the shit out of a copy machine supposed to help? /s

There’s only 3 reasons for that:

1. Physical degredation of the disk rendering it inoperable.

2. The operating system you use in the future may not allow the software to work at all if said softeare is old enough.

3. DRM that checks a server over the internet to verify you have the liscense to run it, but those servers no longer exist.

Item 1 can’t be helped, only slowed. Item 2 can be fixed. Item 3 is bullshit and needs to disappear.

Required Day 1 updates were not mentioned because that isn’t having the game on a disk. It’s having a download link on a disk.

How often do I, personally, open the shell to enter my own commands? Almost never. If it’s something I would need to repeat, I’d make a BAT file for it and have it run at startup.

How often do I run programs that are entirely in the command line? Fairly often depending on what I am doing. Plenty of apps I run are command-line only. Especially any kind of conversion or encoding tool.

If they’re dried out, you’ve been getting bad bagels. They are literally just regular bread that’s boiled before being baked to give it that smooth, shiny crust.

You also don’t generally eat them plain. You put stuff on them like at least some creamcheese or butter.

I will agree they make bad sandwhiches. Condiments end up leaking out of the holes, getting your hands dirty and I am pretty sure that goes against the Earl of Sandwich’s intentions. Now I got mustard and mayo all over the cards.

Cat girls be like

For $7 I hope it comes with fries or a drink. Mostly the drink, cuz it’s gonna be hot.

Meet Banjo and Badger, two dogs…

The dog on the left is a heckin’ chonker. Looks kinda like a bear himself.

Because they’re in New York, but not Manhattan.

It depends on the state; there is no federal laws about mudflaps on non-commercial vehicles. Only 7 states have explicit rules requiring them, and another 6 have conditional rules.

Dude! You’re getting Adelle!

Only plays games that are the shit or super shitty. No inbetweens.

I work right across the street from my apartment and my quality of life sucks, so I guess I need a job all the way in New York (I live in California).