I swear they add a new one every three weeks

very much not my experience :(

“Here in Houston, walking is considered an extreme sport” - random youtuber

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I wonder if that could be a thing

FoldCoin

put crypto nonsense to work and maybe help fund research

I can’t remember what anybody says a minute later either and I’m a lot cheaper.

bold of you to assume I have friends

Third option when?

The Tour Montparnasse is just a giant JBL speaker that fell out of the sky, lost by a race of giant tourists in Paris.

Just leave.

But I’m not sure you can ever fully cut Facebook out of your life. I signed up under a fake name and fake email in 2010 or so, used it for exactly one hour and never touched it again, and somehow I still get updates about people I know delivered to my inbox despite having changed my actual email several times since.

Isn’t this the city that’s proud it technically doesn’t have zoning laws?

It’s Tonga time!

Behold, an ancient relic from an earlier age of the interwebs: http://blackle.com/

Originally intended to cut power usage in the days of CRT monitors, it continues to deliver old-style google results for reasons unknown

Though Google is probably still tracking you through it.

Ooh, finally a replacement for the Chipolte bot!

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Not like they wrote them before, it’s just the fleshy staffers they had for the task are out of a job now.

Walmart delivers

Or else I bite the bullet and go anyway, letting my nerves distract me into forgetting something