Omfg I wanted one of these in the early 200Xs so bad.

These camera lenses are nowhere near AR.

MS HoloLens was the closest we got and it was targeted at businesses. Flopped badly. Died.

Speak for yourself. I had a toaster oven and upgraded to an air fryer. I use it several times a week. 3 years strong now.

I got the instant pot with the air fryer attachment. I’ve used the pot part like 3 times a year and the air fryer part 3-4 times a week.

I want a second one or a dual chamber one for two cooks.

I used to work at a PC repair shop. It was always a laugh when a parent brought one in with a teenage boy in the webcam shot.

“Ma’am. Your son probably didn’t download CP. This is just a scare tactic scam to try and get money from you. Do you think the FBI would drop an investigation for some gift cards from Walmart?”

Yep. “Depends on the use case” is a solid answer.

I remember one of those malware scams that install a program that ran full screen on your PC, took a pic of you with your webcam then claim it found CP on your PC with FBI logos and shit. Then asked for gift cards to “drop the investigation”

You need some Terraria in your life.

Yeah. There was one quest early on where you go hunting with a partner. He ends up kidnapped by bandits and you can sneak in or kill the bandits to rescue.

I think I wasn’t supposed to kill them all but I was strategy with fighting them while separated or using obstacles to bottleneck a 1v1.

Didn’t know I could stealth in until my wife did the same mission and she snuck in…

One mobile game I keep coming back to is Necromerger. Has a paid in ap o purchase to turn off all adverts. Fantastic time killer that doesn’t keep me on it all day.

Yeah. Just look at all the CEOs currently in prison!

Damn I recall seeing a donut shop from some European country asking adults very suggestively how to dip thier penis or vagina donuts…

It was great. You could order a big black cock or a creamy pussy. The servers really laided into it. Can’t find the gif now though…

But now you can make them at home!!

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Commercial-snack-food-baker-3-pcs_1600491706715.html

This seems easy to prove with some text message history.

Like literally showing / checking in the moment.

My PE teacher in HS was fit, buff and flexible.

Dude would sit on the ground and show up everyone touching his toes and leaning around.

I was working IT Support for a company and we got really busy.

At the next all hands the VP mentioned everyone gets doordash giftcards to cover a company lunch remotely and asked for confirmation. First time doing this.

I said I didn’t have mine. Why? Sent to spam of course!

Gift card? From my company?? Must be spam!

I never once at a problem in a school bathroom…

Then again I’d go out of my way to poop in the random ones that were nowhere near classroom.

They werent teacher bathrooms per se but mainly teachers/staff

Thankfully in your 40s people shut the fuck up

Maybe it’s Mimi with the bad grammar?

Fking nailed it.

I’ve legit woken up the wife while playing D&D…

She asked me what got me so loud and I had no answer because it was a 5 hr session

SharkMail or other throwaway mail service.