Omae wa meow shindeiru

nyani?!

This episode is a monster-of-the-week–style plot unconnected to the series’ wider mythology.

If datacenters ruin the GrapheneOS Motorola phone next year I’m gonna [REDACTED]

Sometimes ill think of a joke so bad it makes me laugh and I want to post it but think itll come off as unironic but at the same time finding it funny ironically and unironically are basically the same online

Anyway, guy who hates his honda and voting: fuck my Civic doody

Watching “Not Suitable for Work” written by Mindy Kaling and good fucking god is she a terrible writer, and definitely a closeted Zionist. This entire episode has a subplot about how wonderful and visionary Pharrell Willliams is (yeah the guy who wrote “Happy” and then pivoted to IDF bootlicking), and also the line “I was playing topgolf with Pharrell in Saudi Arabia last week, why didn’t you ask me?”

She has a character that is some democrat-voting liberal zillenial who hides their trustfund money behind a veneer of performative social justice wonk, and I can’t tell if it’s a genuine satirical take on how those folks are also social reactionaries who give everything up for fascism the moment they’re scratched, or if she thinks that’s what a typical American leftist looks like, including an Obamna 2008 poster lol.

Have such loud “you’re gonna fuck something up” voices in my head before I start any type of car or home repair. Shut up brain

Bagels

I think the first time I asked the lying machine about how long to quarantine a cat after the first dose of pyrantel for roundworms it said something about how it’s just unnecessary to keep her locked up after 72 hours had passed, but now after consulting the lying machine it says, uh, no, you wanna do a strict 2-3 week quarantine until the second dose

vet’s closed, can’t ask, tomorrow I’m just going to be like “for fuck’s sake can we just get 3 doses of a monthly preventative for all three cats so we can stop worrying about this so much”

my partner’s mad they can’t play a femme Ogryn in Darktide but IMO the proper headcanon is that all Ogryn just Look Like That

They should have made it so that all Ogryn wear bras, I imagine even masc Ogryn have a lot of back pain from all that extra mass

Things have been quite bad for me lately and it’s taking a toll on my cats. It’s now starting to worm into my head that I’m not able to properly take care of these children I’ve had for 13 years. And that in itself is unfair because I have a full time fucking job. Or at least it used to be full time when I guess the economy was better? But if I’m not getting full time hours why am I seeing new faces?

Anyway I never even blogposted much about the last place I had to live. Fucking psycho landlord with a large post worth of stories that ended up in me getting physically assaulted by her. So as of basically two days ago I’m full time living in this new place (I overlapped my rent x.x so that I could survive a sheriff showing up and violating my rights but I also ended up keeping my cats there for a week early when they felt unsafe).

This new place is horrible but I needed to land fast so I grabbed it. My roommates are hoarders. They have a cat of their own that’s unneutered. You can smell the place from the street. And it’s already gone from bad to worse from there. When I go to make my last trip to the old place, I take some of the extra furniture the last tenant left in the room to throw out. They’re both broken, cheap, clashing with my stuff. Except primary guy (not recluse guy) starts freaking out about keeping it and wants me to put it in the hallway. I just do firm ‘no’ and move along so there’s no discussion. He’s blowing my phone up with texts “my roof not yours” shit. I don’t respond (1) because I’m driving (2) I’m coming back that night I can just talk in person. Well that’s not good enough. He hands the phone over to the psycho recluse who proceeds to “bet you wouldn’t like it if one of your cats wasn’t home when you got back”

…

“Are you threatening to release my cats??”

“Take it however you want to”

So I DON’T finish cleaning the room I just rented and just grab the last of my shit and go back, cramming it all uncomfortably alongside the fucking dresser I’m being blackmailed for that should be in a dump. I get back and both my cats are thankfully still there but the humans (I reluctantly call them) are unrepentant. Narcissisticly bouncing from one rhetorical position to another. “It was just a tactic! You weren’t responding! I would never!” “You deserved it because you took our things” “If you don’t like it maybe you shouldn’t live here”.

So the next day I’m texting with primary because he’s upset I threw his towel he left on the shower curtain rack on the floor. I negotiate a pro-rate on the rent if I leave quickly (wish I had a place now). I’m just full 'fuck you fucking violent psycho threatening my cats and then octupling down on it" mode. I walk past him to go to work and “sorry I’m going to be at work so I’m not going to be fast to respond to your last text. Please don’t poison my fucking cats.”

Offended. How could I portray him like that. He responds “Be respectful.”

And I immediately cut him off. “FUCK YOU”

Out the door.

The last text I got from him was basically threatening to sic his psycho mutt on me. “Don’t make things worse for yourself. Antonio makes me look like an angel.”

So now I’m gonna carry a flip-out box cutter on me and lock every door behind me.

Necromancer here, just contacted the old guy killed by sadie sink in the new spider man and he said he was OKAY with it

Undertale is one thing, but if I’d known that a decade later the gays and the theys would be having gender wars over which pronouns Deltarune characters use, I might have toughed it out through the parts of Undertale that suck

From the trailer the new film Wicker looks like “What if we did Galatea but a dude with zero critical considerations”. It is quite something to do a less deep take on that myth than the Disney Hercules animated tv show. So hopefully that’s a misleading trailer.

Like you can’t just do “what if the problem with Galatea was that she was just too good at sex and people got jealous”. That’s… that’s nothing. A sapient sex doll is still weird

Anybody here in PSL?

I last applied 5 years ago and stopped trying after hearing nothing, and just got a text reaching out about joining, which I thought would be an email if anything so just feels odd

All my studies for commercial grade toilets is in vain since place I’m working at just uses residential toilets