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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago

I can’t wait to be trapped in a modern day labyrinth with one of these after I anger some billionaire

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I can’t wait to be trapped in a modern day labyrinth with one of these after I anger some billionaire

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 hours ago
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    Anger? You mean winning a lottery when we’re all living in the underhive for a chance to elevate to the factorium level.

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    The window to defeat the unholy alliance of fascists, technofeudalists and plutocrats in the USA is rapidly closing. After they can field such robots in mass, it’s going to be over. Forever.

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