Anger? You mean winning a lottery when we’re all living in the underhive for a chance to elevate to the factorium level.
Okay, so… Aside from the creepy terrifying robot thing, what’s happening in this picture? Is that a door with a full plate glass window… in a wall between two hallways? Is the bot just standing in a large empty room staring through a door without opening it?
I for one welcome our robotic centaur overlords.
OK WORLD let’s just get out in front of this, Dungeon Crawler Carl is a series of fantasy books, NOT a treatise on how to run society in the future…
Something something Torment Nexus
Someone should quickly hand Miss Peregrine her crossbow.
Sweep those spindly legs, and laugh as it tries to rise.
Fifth leg extends
extends
extends
If they will come in sex robot flavor, where will they put the robocoochie?
The window to defeat the unholy alliance of fascists, technofeudalists and plutocrats in the USA is rapidly closing. After they can field such robots in mass, it’s going to be over. Forever.


My human ass would gather my tribe and fuck that thing up bro it looks scary but nothing stands up to the sharp stick meta
Don’t forget to supplement with fast thrown rock
If you go to Z’ha’dum, you will die
what the fuck
this is on the offical website
it can’t get any more threatening than thisWHY DID THEY GIVE IT COLOSSUS EYES
Looks like something from the SCP wiki

Don’t worry, they made sure it’s killable!How much XP will I get?
inverse airbag safety
I’m pretty sure they know exactly what they’re doing.
I would run for my life.
Run up the spiral stairs.
LOL
Threehalves? So… Manbearpig?
Al Gore: “I told you guys! I said I was Super Cereal.”
I’m gonna fuck it.
Humans are so adorable
ಠ_ಠ
spoiler
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Only if it doesn’t fuck you first
Either way I win.
Yeah it needs a fleshlight mount on the backside and I’ll take it to a cliff where it has no choice but to push back.
Well SatansMaggotyCumFart, you have clearly thought about this quite in detail!
Honestly the only surprising part here is that you haven’t.
you also need a minotaur in the maze too.









