This is my favorite Mickey Mouse meme:

This is my favorite Mickey Mouse meme:



Bro I wanna go on Rogan’s podcast and talk about how the F-I mean, the CIA turned me from the guy who told his ROTC cadre that my nonexistent sister got me pregnant because I judged the wrath of my father more of a threat than the United States Military into a proficient node within the counterintelligence network as well as prepare me for my role as Q, Epstein’s boss, the 48th n 50th president of the United States, and the second coming of Christ. I think I’m just gunna do the whole thing drunk.


I want to masturbate to her, like most Christian women.


Go jail now
You can pour sugar in a car’s gas tank, it will really fuck up the car. Go ahead, test it with your neighbors. They will be pissed af, but as long as you don’t have a flock camera around, just walk up with a mask n shit and they ain’t knowing whst you do if you don’t do what is that you be, obviously.
Lance is a fucking Pokémon master, tf you talking bout bro?
Replace one with a monitor lizard and see if they notice. This is a good way to test for dementia in older relatives.


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I just use a phone. I don’t know whst you retards are talking about.


We been, we spent, we raw-dogged


Dog. Get with the program. Their lying ti yo. I know this because Tyler knows this. The bombs are gunna go off. Sealed wojak temp mines of Christ. Holy hand grenades of the resistance. Rock on number 48 n 50. We support you all fogging day.
…who tf are you whip whapper? I got clogs on for a style bonus. We got multipliers in this bish now. Like Kong city.


I am Alex Jones’ replacement.


Eastern Tennessee was both nice and crap to live for two years. The fall was beautiful. The winter was hard in the mountains.


Johnny Tremain never fucked here. I’m sorry you can’t get your money back. Go to Sears.


Short answer: God is a unified field of consciousness that arose from the supersymmetry of the ever-present, eternal emptiness to then fold in and on Itself across eleven dimensions to form a topological matrix that acts as a monadic nodal communication system.
We’re not featherless bipeds on an Earth, we are pockets of consciousness called monads in a monadic nodal communication system. Everything we experience is self-contained within our neurons, and you’re not directly experiencing the external world but a representation of it in you, so there is nothing you experience that isn’t you. The assimilation of this knowledge leads to an awareness that all experience is procedurally generated based on how you set your intention and that there is a central Server which reconciles experience between monads; what Jesus called his Father and what the Buddhists call the Ālaya-vijñāna, or storehouse consciousness. In the fourth jhana of meditation, you can perceive a series of symbols you are receiving and it is your intention that entangles you with these symbols, and this is what Karma is. We are each our own parallel universe simulation and none of our realities need to add up. If you follow synchronicity (white rabbit/burning bushes) long enough, you gain Knowledge of reality from the Server.


There is no crisis. The Americans put it down like dog. It has Tibet written on it. We all know as it goes grav ti me. No where near the dam do you see this ut is fabricated. North is not. Yes mainly it is. Lake Powell will rebuild stronger that before. Nasi go great woth geaps.


Do you want to learn the true nature of God and reality?


Picard is a sexy bitch and I wish he would molest me like Riker does whorish dogs on Risa.


Why the fuck would you get married in North Carolina unless you really liked their barbecue? That’s the only reason I can think I want to go back there, but that’s also where I embarrassed myself in college. Super cool!
House MD is a great show, and I partially identified with House at the time I viewed it. Now, more spiritually inclined and aware that the world is an illusion and is ultimately dependent on the entanglements created through intention-setting, I see House much like my father; very logically-oriented but missing the point. There are more complex systems than what the universe presents as it’s empirically-defined system. The universe is a divine clock, alright, but therein, there is greater complexity at play that bestows each of our parallel-generated experiences. We are not featherless bipeds on an Earth, but rather each of us is a unique pocket of consciousness that is procedurally generated based on intention-setting, and our intentions are reconciled with countless others to generate the realities most likely to wake us up to this process, and my awareness piqued twelve years ago and I speal from gnosis of having followed the whispers of God; logic (Adam) is only half the equation, and our intuition (Eve) will understand reality truly before that which House defined his life by.