That’s not much better depending on what you read.
“Yes Chef” also works
Does it…
“Kiss up and down my arm.”
'Yes Chef"
Kisses
Okay you’re right.
Oui Chef
Creeps me the fuck out when women do it sexually. Am I supposed to be turned on thinking she wants to fuck her dad, or turned on imagining I’m fucking one of my children?
Either way, naaaaah. Fuck no.
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Actually, your mind DID go to pedophilia immediately, because the comment you replied to didn’t mention any ages. But you saw the word “children” and immediately thought of pedophilia.
Children can be any age… I am a 30+ child of my parents
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But that’s a completely different topic. I didn’t argue that the original comment didn’t insinuate incest. We were talking about pedophilia, because you pulled it out of nothing, because the original comment didn’t imply that in any way.
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I don’t need a thing from you. I’m just calling out your dishonest bullshit.
First, you smugly projected pedophilia onto the original commenter when you were the only person fucked up enough to bring the word into this thread. When I called you out on that projection, you immediately moved the goalposts to ‘incest spectrums’ to distract from your mistake. And now you’re pulling this passive-aggressive ‘wHaT dO yOu NeEd FrOm Me’ act to pretend I’m the weird one for calling out your bullshit.
Instead of just admitting you misread the post and apologizing for throwing around absurd accusations, you double down with logical fallacies and play victim. I don’t need anything from you- just pointing out that projecting creepy shit onto strangers and playing dumb when called out doesn’t make you look smart
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It’s weird as someone who didn’t grow up speaking English, because I only ever hear the word in a sexual context (except occasionally and then it’s very weird)
Lmao it’s definitely a power dynamic and for some playing with shame
I’ve put the brakes on one night stands a couple of times when daddy or the equivalent in my language (pappa in Swedish) was said.
I can’t even stand it in porn, it’s just fucked up IMO. I can be close to climax and if it’s said I’ll be as soft as an almost rotten level overripe banana in seconds.Holy I would be a bit uncomfortable with being called daddy but pappa would throw me of completely.
Geef me een klap pappa
My wife and I theorise that almost all Swedes speak English because it’s so easy to make someone cringe in the bedroom when speaking Swedish.
Master and commander, can I have a cookie?
After you finish your vegetables, subordinate.
“Captain.”
“Ensign.”
It’s depressing that the mainstream in porn is now a minefield of boner-killing weird shit and traditional, boner-enhancing weird shit like tentacles now feels like a safe harbor of sanity and stability.
Normalize “Father/Mother” in a Dickensian era London accent.
Low key trying to make my infant start calling me father
I’m not calling my wife both father and mother. She’s got enough in her plate
Good Morning, Progenitor
Hello, mudda
Hello, fadda
Here I am at
Camp Grenada
Yes Step-Sensei
This sentence is old enough to be in middle school.
Nah. Most kids have switched to “Dad” by then.
Notice me, sensei.
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They just took someone else’s joke and replaced bro with sensei to make it a “brand new sentence”
Ah, the way of memes. You made this? I made this.
Ah yes, teach me harder, sensei!
You meant…senpai? ~
uwu!
notice me senpai! notice me!
Do they serve sem-pie here?
Watch out, it’s pretty close to sempai, and that one is also very sexualized!
