"it looks like you have the reflexes of a dead cow!"

in my six years of being at Utah State, only once have they closed the university due to weather. i was working in the soil testing lab and my boss told us that we all had to be off campus before 3 pm. so, we obediently left.
today, a blizzard warning has been announced in our area and, in approximately one hour, the university will be closed.
what a happy thanksgiving surprise!
now we only hope that the storm is as magnificent as has been predicted!

*extra credit to those who can name what movie my title is from