Ten Songs That Are Contractually Obliged To Be Included On Any 'Reggae Party' Compilation CD Three Little Birds - Bob Marley Don't Turn Around - Aswad Boom Shack-a-lak - Apache Indian Red Red Wine - UB40 My Boy Lollipop - Millie You Can Get It If You Really Want - Desmond Dekker Baby Come Back - Pato Banton & Ali & Robin Campbell Pass The Dutchie - Musical Youth Uptown Top Ranking - Althea & Donna Tease Me - Chaka Demus & Pliers
Ten Questions To Which Science Still Has No Answer Why is there always a single shoe on the top of a bus shelter? Where was the last place I had my car keys? How do GOLD consistently find time in their programme schedule for Goodnight Sweetheart? How did you get this phone number? If veganism is such a healthy diet, why does Googling 'vegan recipes' only bring up ones for chocolate cake? Why do England always play Slovakia in their qualifying groups? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? What is the point of Scarlett Moffatt? Daddy or chips? D'you want some?
Pass The Scalpel, It's Ten More Celebrities Who May Have Had A Teensy Bit Of Cosmetic Work Done Rumer Willis Courtney Love Elaine Page Nicole Kidman Renee Zellweger Meg Ryan Heidi Montag Priscilla Presley Cher Vanessa Feltz
And Lo, Here Come Another Ten Music Videos That Are Homages To Classic Films Street Dreams - Nas (Casino) Howl - Biffy Clyro (The Shining) I'm Glad - Jennifer Lopez (Flashdance) Body Movin' - Beastie Boys (Danger: Diabolik) Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie (The Cabinet of Dr Caligari) What's Your Flava? - Craig David (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) I'm In Love With A Psycho - Kasabian (One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest) The Bartender And The Thief - Stereophonics (Apocalypse Now) No More Words - Berlin (Bonnie and Clyde) Victory - Puff Daddy (The Running Man)
We're here, we're sad - get used to us! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
HERE'S WHERE ALL THE TRAGIC HAPPENS!
Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
