A Dog's Life

If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard
to get along with them as we do people.
Karel Capek

Dog's Christmas Rules

1. Be especially patient with your humans at this time as they may appear to be more stressed-out than usual.

2. When they come home with large bags of things called gifts, do not assume all the gifts are for you.

3. Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you as they get pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.

4. They may bring a large tree home, set it up, and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as it may seem, it is an important human ritual, so you need to know: (a) don't go to bathroom on the tree, (b) don't drink water in the container holding the tree, (c) control your tail when near tree, (d) if there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or have your name on them, don't rip them open, and (e) don't chew on the cord running from the hole in the wall to the tree.

5. Your humans may occasionally invite strangers to come visit during this season. The parties can be fun, but call for some discretion by you: (a) not all strangers appreciate kisses, (b) don't eat off the buffet table, (c) beg subtly for goodies, (d) be pleasant, even when strangers sit on your sofa, and (e) don't drink out of glasses left sitting around.

6. Likewise, your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important: (a) observe all the rules in #4 for trees, with 4a particularly important, (b) respect animals and their territory in the house you are visiting, (c) tolerate children, and (d) turn on your charm big time.

7. A chubby man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night, DON'T BITE HIM!!

Wagging that Counts

One reason a dog is such a lovable creature is
his tail wags instead of his tongue.
Unknown

What's In A Beautiful(??) Face?

Wow!! I've been double-dipping on my blog the last couple of days but just had to share this valuable information with you. LOL

The 21st Annual World's Ugliest Dog Contest at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma California just took place this last weekend. A bevy of beauties(??) paraded before the judges showing off their lovely(??) features - each owner wishing that their pet would be crowned the winner and win the $1,600 in prize money, pet supplies and a "House of Dog" modeling contract.

And the Winner is. . .

Pabst, a 4-year old boxer mix

(check out his underbite and hairy chin)

Aren't you sorry that you missed this great event? However, it made me realize that no matter how ugly I get, there is always somebody out there that will love me.

Nice Doggie

Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit,

you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

No Relish Please

These (Hot) Dogs Are Stepping Out in Style
No Relish Please, just a few Doggie "Treats"