Hello

Sanity? ... Yes I'll hold

OH My Fucking-Flashback

Halloween 2007 In color ... In your Face Georgie boy

we were so awesome last year it was outta control

In The Spirit of Halloween

Elaine: David, I’m going to hell! The worst place in the world! With devils and those caves and the ragged clothing! And the heat! My god, the heat! I mean, what do you think about all that?

Puddy: Gonna be rough.

Elaine: Uh, you should be trying to save me!

Puddy: Don’t boss me! This is why you’re going to hell.

Elaine: I am not going to hell and if you think I’m going to hell, you should care that I’m going to hell even though I am not.

Puddy: You stole my Jesus fish, didn’t you?

Elaine: Yeah, that’s right! Elaine places her hands beside her head, index fingers raised as ‘horns’ and she emits a gutteral growling sound.

Ron - (Yes I went there)


For Jen - It's Still all about the Funny Bones

For Brad The Comic Lover

Be Careful everyone! I will steal everything you've ever loved ...

and then I'll giggle!

Sometimes ...

It's hard to remember it's the little things.

Today was long. Ever have one of those? Long and bad... and icing on the cake I took the train into Manhattan home. I live in NJ. WRONG FUCKING TRAIN!!!... Not far, but out of my way... And on a bad day... who's lookin? Ipod on... you just want home... so fuck it. I went... took the last of of my change out... some dust balls from my pocket folks ... and I went inside that candy store.

In real life you don't win the fucking Golden ticket... but I bought me a beer a few salt drops of poverty seasoned my drink and then Brad (Chachi) met me of course cause he's my Happy Days bought me a shot of Bourbon.

And THAT kids... was my day.



Ya better believe it is.

I'd like to take this moment in advanceto thank my husband and Brad for saving my soul tomorrow night

Tomorrow

Is the day. I will give you the photo play by play on the transformation that is Alex to Regan.
I will post before during and after photos of the preparation. The transformation from Glamorous

To Gruesome

Are you excited? I surely am!!!

Coming to Theaters

This October ...

Be Careful What You Post

*For Jen

My Music This Evening

Click it... This I share with you

FUCK YOU REGINALD

THEY NEVER ... NEVER ... Said my name... no no... I'm fine ... really... maybe JUST MAYBE that's how adults are fucked up today... cause you sat there waiting for your name and neeeeever got called... I bet Lee Harvey Oswald never got called... Mhm... I wouldn't doubt it ...

No. I'm not bitter. ... Reginald.... You can call REGINALD? AND NOT ALEX??? ... Yeah OK....

Nope Nope... I'm juuuust fine.....

Champagne Anyone?

Click Here... Hilarious...

This...

Had me crackin Myself Up...
You may or may not get this...

Click Here

For Brad

Remember what you said last night and we laughed about?

Can you put this together? LOL

Know what sucks?

I thought today was Wednesday. Just in case you didn't know. It's fucking not.

Hm...

Should I ignore my e-mails first or Not do my spreadsheets first ... I can't decide

I Predict

That I could strangle someone today.

And while we're at It...

Whatever happened to this guy?

Do you think he's doing reality tv and no one knows? Do you think he's Joe the Plumber? Is he doing Porn? Does he own a house in like Wisconsin and have like 6 kids and a dog? Does he have a gut and lost his hair? Do you think he looks back and sighs? I bet he watches the movie by himself when his wife is out doing the grocery shopping...

but boy... was he a hottie! I was like 8 or 9 totally crushin on this kid... haha...

My Favorite

Part of Never Ending Story
"The Southern Oricle" I think they were called

You had to be fearless to walk through them or they'd sense that and destroy you

They could see right through to your very soul

And then this...

Click above

I always cried when Atreyu's horse succombs to the swamps of sadness

Three Things - My weekend

Friday

Saturday

Sunday

Natalie Dee... How I love Thee

Fonzie Chachi - Sunday Drunk fun

Don't Blame Me Damn it ... Blame Chachi's light up Halloween shot glass...

Up Up In the sky... It's a "Bird"

No No It's Super Hater.

I Know

*Update

Well she's not better yet. They wanted to keep her over the weekend but I just can't afford that. So I got to take her home even if for just today and tomorrow but they made me promise to give her the medication. It makes me sad to have to do that but it's for her own good. I was soooo happy holding her again. I felt like I almost lost here there. I have to take her back on Monday for more work. I'm not fully in the clear yet. This has already cost me 900 dollars and Monday will make it 1500... but I love her. I have to. For the moment. We are back together and I'm thrilled.

Very Sad Today

Boo Boo Kitties is very sick. She didn't move too much this morning. I am very scared for her I've had her 13 years. I had to leave her at the animal hospital. She keeps throwing up and has stomach pains doesnt want to be picked up. I'm not generally the gusher over animals but my heart is breaking right now.

And While we're At It

What The Fuck?
***Piece of advice for the conductor.

We’re all wearing coats. Some people don’t shower. Unless I’m commuting in a fucking bikini, Heals, and a briefcase I suggest you turn the heat DOWWWWWWN WAY DOWN UGH!!!.

Thank you.

To The Woman

On The train this morning…. Here’s a piece of advice…

TAKE YOUR FUCKING BOOK BAG OFF AT RUSH HOUR.

Thank you.

*No way this person was from here.

Champagne kids

It's has been a LOOOOOOOOOOONG DAY

Brad and I are going for Champagne... I'm talkin the good shit and french fries! There's this totally amazing place in the middle of midtown... And when you step inside it's quiet you'd never know you were even in Manhattan.


It's my expensive habit. Fuck it. Some people smoke I drink fine wine.