Sometimes I pick up a shirt and then decide I don’t want it, so I just leave it on any old shelf. I’m not very neat about it, and it might hang over the edge a bit. Oops.

Houston was a good place for that, though.

I’m almost done watching Peacemaker.

The closure also comes after a curator was arrested in June after he was accused of secretly filming people in his bathroom while hosting a birthday party.

You knew it was going to be some pervert thing, didn’t you?

Mike ran out of money, so he’s trying to make Austin Powers 4.

I suppose that’s why I’ve been seeing new memes?

It’s gonna suck. Calling it now. Why? Because, all they’re going to do is rehash the old jokes.

Still too high.

“its weird if you see dicks in every elongated shape”

I’ve been training for this my entire life. It’s not weird at all. I’m just practicing a finely honed skill.

Reborn as myself with my knowledge.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Young people don’t listen to old people. But, if the old person is myself, then I’ll listen… when I’m young again.

Three times Walmart scanners said I didn’t scan something, and called over one of the employees, only to find that the item was right there on the screen, scanned.

It’s fucking annoying to be accused by a stupid machine of stealing.

April 25th.

We’ve already established this.

Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

I’m perusing New, but this belongs in the Hot section.

We had it when I was a kid. This, and powdered milk that we mixed with real milk. I remember doing the mixing when we got home from grocery shopping.

(I know powdered milk is “real” milk. But… is it?)

But… the line only goes up, now, right?

South Carolina has some nice beaches.

(I’m trying to be a little more positive, and this was the only nice thing I could think of to say about SC.)

It is, in a way that’s recognizable as a metaphor.

Reminds me of the photo quality I got off my first, cheap digital camera 25 years ago.

Designed to capture and display one photo at a time, making every frame deliberate and memorable.

Sort of like film cameras.

Which is why I don’t have fried chicken anymore. It’s not the end of the world, turns out.

He is occasionally funny. The only positive thing I have to say about him against a list of horrible shit longer than my arm.