To pass gas is to release the souls of the consumed to be free

Do a root cause analysis

“store worker dies”
Weird how people just die with no cause like that

~29 for me

First result on DDG lol

Replace “reading comprehension” with cognitive work, consider the implementation of “AI”, and you’ll start to understand.

RIP

Oh, i mean, uh… Happy birthday

Yes, but IMO the comments need to be at odds. I wouldn’t consider your reply here a ‘ratio’.

Requested a refund lol

Deebledee bop! Skiddo flimbam!

Your trend-following buzzwords are worthless.

You should send them goodbye message just to recognize the friendship and wish them well.

Hey guys, i noticed i got yeeted from the server and i just want to say it was great to know you guys over the years and i wish you all well (except you, Jerry—get fucked, nerd).
I love you all, good luck out there. o7

RIP u :(

Hey there,
I was going to reflexively make that Harry Potter joke about the guy that dies buy decided to take this opportunity to say FUCK JK ROWLING, may her cunt be dry and itchy and her toenails grow into her skin.

Have a nice day

Being a typist would be fun for about ten minutes lol

If your job isn’t lifesaving, embrace mediocrity.

Once? I sit like this regularly! It’s sooooo nice

Yes and no—depends on your proximity to the catalysts. If you’re ridiculously privileged, like I am, the world has never been safer.
But, imo, it’s important to hold two truths:

a. The US is as about as safe as it’s ever been
b. Shit, on the whole, is absolutely fucked

We are all part of society and we owe it to each other to at least maintain awareness of the goings-on.
Find your personal balance—don’t simply pretend everything is rainbows.

Both
Authoritarianism is increasing globally and with it come atrocities.

I wonder if Palestinians just want to be chill and happy