Not from a Jedi.

Too amusing to be real. Also, really inconvenient for my mental health to imagine beef growth platforms being conscious.

Most cringe part of the film.

“My great grandpa got killed by Nazis in a pretty gnarly way so now I get a free pass to kill and torture people who trespass onto land my grandpa’s friends stole for us. It’s pretty awesome. I didn’t make the rules but I’m not complaining. Was this what it was like for Americans in their Cowboys and Indians phase? I think I get the appeal now.”

Shut off their water lines, cut off their power, cancel trash collection, and close their roads. Failure to abide by the laws regulating infrastructure means they don’t deserve infrastructure.

What’s Digg?

Old couple in boat celebrate house burning from What About Bob

They should come back in a few thousand years for Fur Affinity. Then they can see some wild body plans.

It uses lemons for invisible ink used to embed its own serial code in case you try illegally printing truffles or something.

Your location data should be considered part of your personal effects just like the contents of your purse or backpack: only subject to inspection by police with a search warrant. It is entirely unreasonable to be digitally tailed in every public space retroactively though time; if a robots.txt existed for my location, it’d say “fuck off”.

Something something revealed preference.

Do they serve sem-pie here?

Student: “Hey, thanks for the Bash script! It didn’t know you could use the mapfile built-in to populate an array using standard input lines without a while loop. mapfile -t my_array < <(seq 1 10) is really handy!”

Vibe coding guru: “I have no idea what you’re talking about. That sounds like plumbing. You should let AI handle those details. Focus on the big picture.”

No sopuli.xyz? Disappointed.

Why I wrote a somewhat bad shuffle utility so sometimes it doesn’t select a random song from my music library but sometimes picks the next neighboring song file for those album-specific messages from the artist.

TIL this happened.

So, if there is a power outage, do their cows just explode?

When Ringo Starr told me that a goat ate the Fat Controller’s hat for tea, I knew something was up.

Reminds me of the quote: “Like hitting yourself in the head with a hammer—it feels so good when you stop.”

Meanwhile, processed high caloric food products full of legal addictive stimulants remain relatively safe.