My dick Has taken me places Yo dick Had ‘em makin faces My dick Silent hill Yo dick Vile and shrill My dick is like a gun Yo dick is minus one

Oh look it’s the boy who cried wuss

This is normal when you are friends with Oscar the Grouch and others of his ilk

Mike Bass, it will cost you everything

Excuse me but celebrating and rolling on the floor laughing my ass off are two distinct things

The prophesy was misheard. Originally it was “bring bell-ends to the force” which tbf ended up happening

When you are a Michigander and you trot away with candor

Many already have, speaking in heroin terms

Somebody plz check on the mummies

Reach in and grab some free ambergris dumbass kids

No…? Dogs, please!

They learn thru osmosis

To recreate a McGangbang these days it’s upwards of $50, same as in town

One swish Two swish Red swish Poo swish

While so many are out there shitposting corn shitposts, a select few are walking the talk and living that corn life AKA “let go and let cob” and furthermore scallops can be tricky so a tip o the hat is in order

When your morals are depraved and your workers are enslaved

What’s the matter babe you’ve barely eaten my Mac n’ chussy

U hearda cyclops?

sigh clops dat azzzz

Then you will probably feel the same about the related term “manbrosia”

Zoom in real close & u see two buttery cobs o corn just steamin away — ahh, paradise!