You can probably still get Gatorade in glass bottles in Mexico.

So did they fix the cable?

Dad, which end of the toaster is the engine in?

It’s telling me to slow down when I try to look under the hood.

I keep having to work around it.

The terms-of-service were too confusing.

It’s not klitoris, I was in the pool.

If you could turn the lights out to the entire world for ten seconds, when you turn them back on half of Asia will have killed the other half. And if you ask where everyone else is they won’t even know who you’re talking about.

“Not in front of outsiders” does a lot of peacekeeping. The second the west forgets NK they’re doomed, that’s why their whole foreign policy can be boiled down to “Look at me!”

Arm then with real munitions you cowards!

Oh bless your heart

Ctrl c

Ctrl v to you too

Lmfao

I have no idea what all this is. But you YOU are an insufferable twat. So if you are here repping your favorite instance… I’m gonna start thinking Star Trek folk might have a point, as Star Trek people tend to.

Nevermind that the whole federated thing was obviously going to blow up eventually anyway.

A literal boiling point if we don’t hurry.

That’s still a pretty big fucking problem.

Not once I’m done with her.

You should bail your mom out of the tank.

We can’t let mayors do that kind of shit though. You know how many yee-heil podunk mayors out there would start arresting every unauthorized tan?

EDIT: Shh… Look, there’s one here now.

I think that’s what happens when you have to describe the product to the graphic designer via telegraph.

It lets them shuffle numbers around on a spreasheet to invent new money. This isn’t an oopsy.

Do I even want to click the link to find out which congress-person this is?

This is like asking a rock to to investigate Andrew Tate’s ties, or asking a wish… Is it the lady in New Mexico? I’m going to click now

DANG IT

Snaps don’t kill people.

Infinity Gauntlets do.