Pawns, becoming increasingly bored, move to the center of the board for a game of flag football.

Small suggestion, research drop foot. A small amount of nerve damage can cause the foot to drag a bit and will cause falls and clumsiness.

Everyone vote for this one, I want to see how it is interpreted.

White Pawns hold a vote to remove the White king. Black pawns vote in disguise to remove him.

So, how many years ago did he get rejected by a girl with a heart tattoo on her forearm? 5? 10?

Pawns begin a line dance to Achy Braky Heart when Billy Ray Cyrus appears on the board.

Why are we even pretending the distaff Williamson is even serious?

OSHA.

Legion.

We noticed.

I don’t care.

Gentrify the black rooks.

Is the gun loaded?

DO IT!

Pants. Endless piles of black pants.

It’s a good game. Fun? Well…

Queen’s Pawn - Inverted En Passant, Wellington style.

No it’s not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZPvZvhr3SU

No you don’t.