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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago

Someone pissed off the urban planner

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Someone pissed off the urban planner

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 hours ago
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    Lake toe spreader of the six dicks community

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    Where is it?

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    At the neighborhood BBQ

    “So which Dick do you live on?”

    “Oh, I’m on the Long Dong, on the tip.”

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      370 Bent Johnson Way

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      Bet the head of the HOA is a dick.

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    I bet a bunch of dickheads live there

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    Maybe the urban planner was just in a very “penis” state of mind.

    And what’s wrong with that? Don’t be so judgmental. Obviously, the city planner approved this, as did several contractors who agreed to build all of this out.

    All of this didn’t happen in a vacuum. Obviously, lots of people approved this very “penis-forward“ design.

    Learn to embrace the penis.

    Gentlemen, you see your friends all around you? Penis, the infinite board game we’re all born with! Suck it, fuck it, slap it around, Everyone’s a weiner! The only way to lose is not to play with it! ❤️

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    🎵

    It was an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny

    Residential zone of weenies

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    Nah, the urban planner was Jeff “dick fetish” Bezos.

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      A fetish is by definition an unconventional attraction, so a dick fetish is impossible 🙃

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    Because it vaguely resembles dicks or a fist if you squint real hard or because it’s a difficult to navigate cul de sac? Because the difficult part is on purpose to dissuade people from passing through, and the dicks part is just the result of adding a loop at the end of the road.

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      Its hostile neighborhood design in any case and I understand “its weird if you see dicks in every elongated shape” but sometimes it’s unmistakable and this counts

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        “its weird if you see dicks in every elongated shape”

        I’ve been training for this my entire life. It’s not weird at all. I’m just practicing a finely honed skill.

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    ”So where do you live?"

    “Oh I’m over in New Penisville, you know, by the links…”

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    It’s a holdover from the age of cannon warfare, in the early modern period.

    The tip of each peninsula is where you shoot from.

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    deleted by creator

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    i like the idea i just wish the dicks were a bit shorter so the tips got a good view on the water. This way here its just nearly crossing swords.

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