Third eye, probably trying to draw telepathy

Sooooo cloooose to the machine god, for reals this time

Like it hacked people without us telling it to guuuuys

Guys seriously keep investing, the bubble can only get bigger and more promising

I love how everyone thinks they hate modernism too when they see something like this, but it started out as mid century modern

Garbage in garbage out

Likely all anyone puts in the calendar is “Simon’s basketball game” so it will at best reference basketball and Simon playing it and have some fake podcaster say, “And don’t forget about that basketball game at 8pm!”, and at worst invent/hallucinate tons of details it could never know.

One thing that worries me is even the c level executives offer the worst ideas when it comes to AI and their own AI products. Like, AI can manage to do a lot of useful stuff, but also a lot of terrible use cases… This being one. It takes 1 minute to glance at your week’s schedule. An AI podcast invites the worst kind of hallucinations. Whenever you give it a tiny bit of information and expect more back than you gave it like upscaling, you invite the worst hallucinations and inaccuracies.

The fact that they’re still struggling to make it sound relevant means they don’t even believe in it as much as they’re trying to sell it. Bubble is bound to pop soon with this sort of weird behavior… Seems like a year ago they were talking about the machine god being here by now, and now they’re like “hey did you know this thing can make a fake podcast?” Yeah I fucking knew that, it was a stupid use case 2 years ago and it’s a stupid use case now.

Harpo wants a kiss

Ça s’explique

Wtf? Was that some New Orleans dialect of French or an island or south of france or something and just an old man?

Sounded so southern yet French

Block user/block community ass post

Store owner sees you glancing at the Pickle Rick bong and assumes you’re a basic bong bitch

One last look at the glowing mass that could’ve been so many beautiful paperclips

Sin

You’re eating deer scat?

Shaken let’s more ice melt, waters it down more, making it less alcoholic. He wasn’t trying to get trashed. He had people to kill.

The corpo social media adding a “report AI slop” button seems like evidence the bubble is popping to me

they don’t want to lose money to ai slop… That is a change in the wind direction.

He died for your sins

Nailed to a cross, absorbing the sins of all humanity

Now drink his blood and eat his flesh

CHRISTIANITY IS FUCKING METAL

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s/chatbots/sexbots/

Sex bots being deployed as public school teachers is so fucked up even fiction authors wouldn’t touch it.

Like ffs this is so dystopian it’s one of those things they don’t put in the history movie 200 years later because it’s unbelievable

Truly unpopular and disgusting

Gotta break a few pounds of eggs to make a meter wide omelette