“It’s the stone age. Pants hadn’t been invented yet.”, said the director to the actress

( You reminded me of this https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/george-lucas-carrie-fisher-wear-underwear-star-wars/ )

Not gonna lie, Pete BUTTigieg does sound like a stereotypical gay character in an 80s sitcom.

Is this why no one in the Bible is trans?

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Spoiler alert: they’ll just ban contraception, abortion and sex ed instead

“Infection is the best protection” sounds fucking crazy

I get the context, I get the point

But it’s still crazy

The lettuce gave no one diahreea. That’s at least one point for the lettuce

I used to inhale a whole regular-sized pizza. Now I have 3/4 of a 400g small. With cheese, if I’m feeling brave.

“boys will be boys”

This seems like a great opportunity for literally this entire song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cUIQmbzi3UA&list=RDcUIQmbzi3UA&start_radio=1&pp=ygUNc29mdGN1bHQgYndiYqAHAQ%3D%3D

Sam!!! You promised you wouldn’t tell anyone. Oh my gosh, I’m so embarassed everyone knows my secret now. 🤭

I got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal.

EDIT: I might have dreamt this.

Andrew and Tristan Tate to remain in jail

I like it better this way

Tidal has a no-AI button, if it helps. They’ve just introduced it. That’s music taken care of, I guess. It’s something.

YouTube is letting people mark their videos as AI or not AI and I assume doing nothing with it? I think I’ve stumbled upon an AI video or two on YouTube but I didn’t see any labels?

EDIT: Oh, fuck, are they just asking us to label our videos “non-AI” so they don’t train their own AI on AI slop? Fuck.

I miss being able to tell people they suck with just one click

You have got to be fucking kidding me

You people have no idea how much I want AI banned all across everything. I don’t care about anything at this point. These people are EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL. Pure breed CRIMINALS

Fucking 90% of the books I read are “rare”

“Oh, but there’s SOME benefits to having AI”, says some person on the internet that had it shoved down their throat by their boss. No. Fuck you. Fuuuuuuck you all the way.

Yea, man. That can really mess with your guts, I hear

McConnell doing what he’s best at: stalling

I seem to recall two years was the plan all along. I don’t seem to recall the second year being free, though, which it was for me.

Must be an English bulldog

(You know, cause of how racists in the UK display England’s flag specifically)

EDIT: What? They really do. Also, for real, this dude mentions women in burkas scare his dog and nobody has any questions? Do you see that everyday? Islamophobic dogs? 😂 Fuck off with your downvotes. You’re the weird ones. What’s next? Antisemitic cats? Ableist ducks? I’m calling animal control

You fool

Now I know how to get past your dog

For years I have been trying to steal your most prized posessions, only to be foiled by that beast over and over again

No longer, for now I have grapes!